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DarbyOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
I enjoy the outdoors as much as possible but I am always up for a movie. I am usually making people laugh and enjoying my day. I will talk to anyone anywhere any time. Good conversation and a sense of humor is a must for me. I consider myself witty, intelligent, passionate, affectionate, supportive, AWESOME! and pretty much full of it. Manners, respect, honesty, and loyalty are important to me. I have energy to burn but love to chill as well. I am extremely positive and try to surround myself with the same.I really don't have any stress or drama in my life except for the occasional employer change. I have a huge heart and love all of my friends and family. When I die a lot of people will cry buckets. Hopefully, that is later rather than sooner.I do have a 21 year old angel, pre- I thoroughly enjoy every silly minute I get to make her laugh. I miss her tremendously and wish she was living with me again. She is now waiting for her MCAT scores to come in. Really? It takes a month to score bubble dot tests? So dumb.Professionally, I am very fortunate to be in the solar industry for four years now. I show people how to make the air cleaner, not spend a dime more than they spend now and save thousands of dollars a year on utility bills. I love my job. Yeaaaaaah!Please do not smoke. I take care of myself with proper diet, exercise and supplements, so please do the same. I have an extensive supplement regimen to make me live forever and never age a minute. Seriously, they really work:) Can't you tell? I'm really 85:)I am a huge believer that the connection between two people is communication, physical attraction, laughing together, chemistry and finally the kiss. I am an extremely affectionate and selfless person that needs the same. You can tell so much from a kiss. That will be a discussion for another day.If we start dating, I really appreciate you being honest about your feelings. I need you to be as into me as I you. Initially, we should want to spend time together but not all the time. We both have busy lives but I will make you a priority in my life if you will do the same. I will always support your ideas and endeavors so you can grow as a person. Hopefully, I will be there to help you.You must love to smile and laugh until it hurts. If you treat me like a king, I will treat you like a princess. If your up for some stupid fun or a relaxing evening, hit me up.FYI, I am loving my new Honda VFR800. So much fun. It's ok if it scares you.Good FishingJohn:) Somewhere we can talk, get to know each other and mainly see if there is any chemistry between us. This would be limited to about an hour and not really be a first date. A casual drink at a bar or coffee house. This whole internet dating thing is fine but first we need to talk to each other in person and on the phone before we decide to invest any time in each other. If we contact each other after our initial meeting we can actually have a first date. Good fishing:)
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DpOnline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Dp. I am separated other african man without kids from Ottawa, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AbelOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
-sexual outside linebacker). Then let's make low grade porn together in my bathtub. You bring the salsa and the crazy glue. Just Kidding.... I'm a musician. Wait for it...I'm not a typical musician. So, ok, for those of you still around let's move on. I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Carl is my hero), American Dad (Roger is my other hero) and Star Trek. I hate reality shows and any show about the scientific evaluation of a crime scene. More about me? I don't have a nice car, I don't spend money on nice clothes (t-shirts and shop shorts) and I will never own a home again in this lifetime. I'm just not into possessions. I'm your typical "guy" and guys are guys, you really can't change that. For *** like breasts. We talk about breasts. We remember every pair we've ever seen. They're fun, they're a hoot (pun intended). You know how some women like scrap-booking? Same idea. Also, guys watch porn and real men don't feel the need to hide it. Example: You: What are you doing on the internet? What you want me to say: Checking the weather, donating my body to science after I die and *** mother some cute puppy pictures. What I will say: Updating my profile at horny asian frat girls dot com...HEY!!!, this one looks like your mother. Also, with guys there's often one dirty sock next to our side of the bed. We also love to watch football on Sundays...it's like the tides and taxes...it just is. What am I looking for in a woman? Huge tits...I know I'm supposed to say some crap about eyes, or personality but I'm looking for a pair of knee shooters. Like she's kinda walking hunch backed because they're weighing her down. Example:You: My back hurts from these huge, pendulous breasts.What you want me to say: Oh baby, let's go see about a reduction because your health is of the utmost importance to me.What I will say: Then lay down.Settle down girls, I'm kidding. I'm looking for a woman I can talk to about my day. I want someone who is smarter than me, funnier than me and a dork in a pornstar's body. I want someone who doesn't know that male sex organs come in different sizes. I want someone who can get it through her head that Butthead is the smart one. I want someone who can tell me to shut the hell up when I ramble on about what I want.Truly? I need someone that I can spoil. Who I can kiss every other moment of the day. Someone who'll call in sick with me and just watch Aqua Teen DVDs and eat ice cream in bed for a month. I need someone who understands the concepts of honesty and the value of commitment and who's understanding of those words does not stop at knowing that a lot of people use them in their profiles. Someone who is fit and into working out and proper nutrition (deal breaker). And finally I need someone who understands what the one dirty sock next to the bed is used for and how f-ing stupid it is to run a draw play on 3 and 17. There isn't much that one can offer within the confines of a personals profile but what I can promise is that you will always get honesty from me. Example: You: Do these Jeans make me look fat? What you want me to say: Not at all you look fine. What I will say: No, no, no honey, your ass does. By the way you have too many shoes and I'm sorry I didn't notice that you had your nails done...and you look just fine. I wouldn't be here if I didn't like you the way you are. Example 2: You: What do you want to do tonight? What you want me to say: Go out to eat. Go see the new Julia movie and come home and cuddle on the couch. What I will say: Get drunk, get naked. Not necessarily in that order. FINALLY, I need someone who will not lie. No matter what, she will not lie to me. This is rare and apparently doesn't exist in the real world. But I can always dream...Ok, I'm done rambling...oh yeah, just kidding about the farm. I don't even know what an emu is.