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Shorty, 60

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About Me

Hi! My name is Shorty. I am divorced christian caucasian man without kids from United States, Illinois, Cobden. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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