SIMILAR PEOPLE
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LaureenOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Reasons you should date me:I'm a nurseI promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm I'll let you push me on the swings I always put the cap back on the toothpaste I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect themI'll wait for you even if you're late I'll lick the envelope for you I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking I know CPR My sons hung the moon & starsI won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties You love my dorkiness When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up I quote The Big LebowskiI suck at strip poker I'm finishing Grad school this yearI'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-*t if I break a nail I've got cookies I don't chew tobacco or spitI take a shower every day I promise to draw a penis on your face when you pass out drunkIll kick your butt at guitar heroI own my home and pay my own billsI like it when you pull my hair I'll take care of you when you're sick I'll make fun of you I'll flash you in the store when no one's aroundI can give a kick ass back rub I don't care that you go out with the boys I don't eat crackers in bed I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard I can't stand Wal MartI don't care what music we listen to in the car When you wash the dishes it turns me on I have a big butt and huge boobs and I am proud of it My heart will jump every time you walk through the door I'll save everything you ever give me I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingI've got secret tattoos & piercings My kisses will take your breath away I promise to try to put snow down the back of your pantsI don't care if you leave your socks on I like to skinny--workersI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either We can watch your movie first I don't need batteries I eat red meat I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes I'll always have smooth legs I like it when my hair gets messed up I used to be able to put my feet behind my neckI don't want to get married any time soon I like horror movies I smell pretty goodI don't litter I don't have any neck tattoosFlowers will get you laid every timeWhen I can I give to charity I can be ready in 30 minutes or less (ok not really)I look both ways before I cross the street I never look directly into the sun I'll look cute in your T--shirts I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time I have a gigantic TVI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theaterI'm really good at making lists After reading this far you've already got too much time invested - might as well e-mail me. Dollar menu.... Something together and fun... where we can learn about each other
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DesireeOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Hey guys, looking for a companion to share life with, really enjoy the simple pleasures, NO DRAMA, Not looking to hook up, want to meet my bff and share my life with you. I enjoy the normal stuff, movies, dinner, traveling, cuddling on the couch with REDboX. I'll respect the mans choice and leave it up to him:)
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MicahOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Things I must have, honesty, love, faithfulness, compromise, communication, ect.... look like a fairytale, I do believe you can make it as close to one as you want it to be, as long as you both want the same things, there's more but if you're interest just ask.I love a variety of music but country is my favorite.I'm looking for that special one... someone to grow old with,one that is also my best friend,one that believes in communication, compromise,someone to hold hands with and walk into the sunset,to lay in the grass and watch the moon and stars,to dream together and make them come true,to send a special text, at any moment, with a little sweet something,for us to walk beside one another,there's so much more...This is just a little of what I'd give to my special one!I love to laugh, joke around and just have fun!!Looking for someone who enjoys life and lives it like there's no tomorrow! I love the outdoors, camping, sunsets, the crackling of camp fires, hiking, fishing, bowling, go-carts, on and on, actually love anything where I'm laughing and having fun.If you want to know more, don't be shy and ask!Jen Dinner, laugh, chat, and just get to know one another.