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Alisa, 40
United States, California, Salinas

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First of all let me start off by saying....that if your here only wanting sex, don't waste either of our time, I'm not interested in just a booty call. Humm about me, well let's see.....I'm a fun lovin', easy going, fly by the seat of my pants kinda girl.....I'll try anything once (within reason...lol). I like to have fun. I'm mildly sarcastic, in a fun way, I love to make people laugh and smile. I'm very outgoing, independent and educated............so if your here looking for some uneducated bimbo that you can control we'd probably run out of things to talk about in 5 minutes. I'm very honest & open and try to always give others the respect they deserve. I'm not into games, you can just go ahead and save those for the other immature woman you may meet on here. So if you are... then please move along. Life is too short for all that! I listen to all sorts of music just nothing like Frank Sinatra...lol. I love to travel whether it be a few hr....let's go!! I have 2 kids; a ***yr old son and a 8 yr old daughter. I've raised them so they must be pretty amazing kids. Just my opinion though! ;)Well,... enough "about me" now on to what I am/am not looking for......1.) If your dishonest about anything I will find out and when I do I will kick you to the curb, no questions asked!!!!2.) I'm not here looking for a suga daddy nor am I looking to be a suga mama to anybody. With that being said if you here looking for someone to boost your ego, tell you how hot you are and how sexy I think you half naked pics are then, again, I'm pretty sure we'd run out of thing's to talk about. Confidence, honesty and humor are what makes someone attractive. Oh, and if your looking for someone who's a size 2 when you find her take that girl out and buy her a big fat greasy burger, she obviously needs to eat, she must be starving!!!!3.) If your here and your not over your ex or still having "relations" with her then you should probably get ta hell off here and get to counseling. I'm not looking to be anyone's counselor. Also, if your here looking to find someone to piss your ex off then I'm sure you can go to the bar and find a 20-something to help out with that, heck, I bet you can find 2 or 3.....that would really piss her off and then you can just go ahead and move along!!!!!4.) I'm going to let it be known right up front that I think that not returning texts/calls is by far the rudest and most disrespectful thing EVER!!! So if it takes you a week to respond and then have some lame excuse like your pet snake ate you your phone.....you know where this is going......then move along. BTW snakes are gross!!5.) If you have kids, that is great, I love kids. BUT you must not be a dead beat daddy or be bringing a whole bunch of baby mama drama to the table. I get along very well with my ex's and do not intend to bring anyone into any unforseen baby daddy drama. So, if you sit around plotting your next form of revenge on your ex......then, I'm sure by now you've got the hint, move along!!!!!What I DO want is someone who is honest, truthful and can communicate their feelings. Someone who is ready to get off here, who doesn't want to be life time member, and isn't talking to 15 other chic's (That's nasty by the way). Someone who knows exactly what they want. Someone who is NOT a couch potato, someone I can hang out with and have fun drinking beer watching sports or just spending hrs talking about everything and anything. Someone who enjoys nights out on the town or nice night in cuddling watching movies. I'm looking for someone who likes to do "family" things as well as someone who can appreciate that alone time is key to a healthy relationship as well. Every great relationship begins with a great friendship!!!!! And last, but certainly not least, someone who know's how to be sexual and sensual.If any of what I have said above intrests you in the lease, please don't hesitate to contact me. Anything else you'd like to know, just ask! :) Anything but dinner & a movie!!! Somewhere in public. I don't trust some of the whack jobs that are out there these days...lol. And it must be fun and/or relaxing! :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

R&B Rock Adventure Music Baseball
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