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Elsie, 26
United States, Florida, Bradenton

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I'm not the girl nextdoor I'm the b**** across the street! ;)I am a kid at heart. . . i like to make people smile . . . everybody has a hard life so i try to make it a little easier for people i come in contact with. . . i don't care what people think about me you either love me or hate me but i am always me!"Judge me and I'll prove you wrong! Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off! Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up! Call me a b**** and I'll show you one! f*** me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad! Call me crazy but you really have no idea! =)~"I am more of a home body . . . but I do like to go out once and awile to dance, bowl, go to parks. Spend time with my baby . . . I like to go camping and swimming! I like most kinds of music but not really slow stuff unless I'm dancing to it. . . I like animals, cats are my favorit. If you want to know more ask me! The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you'er too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ... ... And you finish off as an orgasm!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Rap Fishing Italian Vietnamese Documentary History Basketball
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