SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MetaOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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EmersonOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I adore travelling and have been many places. I speak english and spanish. sometimes im told i laugh too much but i dont believe theres such a thing. sometimes i can also talk to much. most of the time things sound funny in my head, and then i say them and poeple dont find them funny, however if u laugh u are in the good books. i love love scary movies even though most of the time i end up with mightmares. I dont believe in anger, I feel its a useless emotion that only makes people bitter. I hate winter and despise the cold. however if its warm u will most likely find me outside. i do have 2 year Old son who I love more than anything. He is amazing and I love being a mother... If u wanna know just ask!! Anything really!! Something fun and low key!
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JaneneOnline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I like to run, hike, bike, and do anything fun! Currently i am pursuing a combined degree; Bachelor of Science in Psychology, and a Honours Bachelor of Health Sciences. I am planning to attend medical school, and become a paediatric specialist! I thoroughly believe in, engage in, and am passionate about community service. I currently volunteer at the children's hospital, as well as with my 1 year old Samoyed who is a certified therapy dog. I'm passionate, caring, compassionate, adventure seeking, family oriented, and a people lover. LOVE music.This is my first time ever on a dating site... Thought maybe I could meet some new people I otherwise wouldn't. :) First date... Something fun! Where we can talk, and get to know each other while doing something.