SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
JanaewilsonOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-39
First off, I'm only wearing make-up in 1 of my pictures, so please don't hate. I have lived with my roommate Evan since October ***& we now have 3 cats named Butt-Butt, Mickerbocker, & Tobie-Wan Kenobi. My hobbies include singing karaoke (which I'm only mediocre at), whale watching, & going to feline agility competitions. I have been working as a professional pet sitter since September ***. It isn't lucrative but I really enjoy it. Also, I am pansexual so I'm open to all gender identities. And to spice things up, here are 4 random facts about me: 1) I can't stand spicy food. It makes my nose runny, my eyes water, & I start sweating every time I eat something that's too spicy. 2) I'm scared to death of roller coasters. I get that from my mom. 3) I'm allergic to clams, cottage cheese, & olives. 4) I can only wink with my right eye. What I'm looking for in a person: -No tattoos -No piercings, plugs, stiff neck rings, or lip plates -No subdermal &/or transdermal implants (devices placed under the human skin for decorative purposes in body modification) -No criminal record (misdemeanors &/or felonies) -Doesn't have any STDs and/or STIs -Doesn't use & has never used illegal drugs (including marijuana) -Doesn't use & has never used tobacco, peyote, salvia, &/or hookah (smoking or chewing) -Doesn't use & has never used electronic cigarettes, personal vaporizers, or electronic nicotine delivery systems -Doesn't drink alcohol in excess (No alcoholics & nobody that drinks alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk) -Never drank alcohol while they were under the age of ***Doesn't want to have any children in the future -Doesn't have Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Schizophrenia, Bipolar I Disorder, or Bipolar II Disorder -5'8" or taller (if a man) with a BMI of 30 or less -Isn't a fascist, nazi, communist, or conspiracy theorist -Isn't racist, sexist, misogynistic, or homophobic -Isn't pretentious or ostentatious -Isn't easily offended and/or overly sensitive -Has good personal hygiene and is clean-shaven (I'm not a fan of facial hair) -Men need to be circumcised (It's just healthier & cleaner) -Has 24 or more of his/her 32 teeth (No toothless people!) -Doesn't bite his/her fingernails, toenails, &/or hangnails -Has an IQ of ***or above -Has a job/career (I could care less whether it's part-time or full-time) -Has his/her own means of transportation (I could care less whether it's a Vespa or a Bugatti Veyron) -Is an animal lover & isn't allergic to cats -Speaks, reads, & writes fluently in English -Resides in Southern California, preferably Orange County. If you meet all of my criteria & I meet all of yours, please e-mail me at *** or text me at ***.
-
KarissaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-36
Well I've got my ish together and look good on paper- (career, new car, own place, college grad, an intellect-blah blah blah) but when I'm not breakin necks and cashin checks, I'm out making life a party. I'm a people person, and I'm pretty out going, love to socialize. I love adventure and never doing the same thing twice. I like being royally fancy but I can from the country simple. I roll with the punches and take life by the horns. I like analogies, art, cars, sports, live entertainment, travel, I'm a music junkie, volunteering, working out, anything involving the beach. I don't take myself or life too seriously and I'm able to laugh at myself(bc I'm hella funny). Im a hopeless romantic looking for my best friend and adventure buddy! I'm a lot to handle, this I know- but I promise you like L'oreal- I'm worth it. (I'm also really good at sales pitches)
-
LaurenelizabethOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-36
Hi! My name is Laurenelizabeth. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Huntington Beach, California, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.