SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MechelleOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I’m a ****! I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. I'll report you to your boss if you call in sick because you were out drinking with your buddies the night before. On that note, I will not allow you out past midnight and sports bars are off limits permanently. Don't even think about me ever going out of my way to make you feel special either. I expect you to be as quick as a super hero when I repeatedly call you, you will be speed dial number's 1-9...if zero weren't already pre-assigned you would have that too. I will not do your laundry, and insist that you do it, including mine of course. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. I will NOT accept anything less than hang drying all my clothes and finishing them with a passionate hot iron finesse. Also I don’t do romance, but need to wine'd and dine'd like a classic romance box office hit. I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live). Hahaha! Oops...that's you that expects the action...nope I don't do that either. meetville (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – gawking at other men while you're not looking2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich man to take care of me, hopefully one that's blind so he doesn't catch me gawking at other men3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit, but I require you to be double than the average so I can validate myself through you4. Your taste in music – all those artists and songs that would make you think I'm so music savvy you'd want to get to know me solely based off of my tastes. OK gentlemen, I'm waiting for your ***…go Wellllll....two smart people should = one brilliant idea.Picture-less profiles= no reply, I have nothing to hide, let's be equal
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AstridOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
ayo whats poppin im here once again killin boredom and in hopes of finding something or should i say someone worth my time i find enjoyment in many different life activities love music its therapy to my ears i love tattoos have several but have to say im hooked on ink and will get more love to smile and laugh just shoot the breeze ya know i love to kick back and burn one if ya catch my drift i guess you can say im basically a beach bum im at peace when i can feel the breeze on my face and taste the salt on my lips and hear the crashing of the waves against the rocks i mean cmon whats more peaceful then that ....i love speed like zoom zoom lol motorcycles mmmmhmmm yummy like the drag strip too!! haha my favorite color is YELLOW! Yes im well aware of the fact i have a gap in my teeth and i have big eyes(much better to see you with my pretty!!) im also aware of the fact that life is way too short to go through it with hate in your heart so why on earth would you want to point out ones flaws when you have them yourself? you dont find love by finding the perfect person but by finding an imperfect person as perfect.i love the outdoors id rather shoot bow then a gun fishing love it would like to go hunting one day just to say i did haha yea ummm pretty much piss smartass lol get at me!!!i love hockey i like football i have degenertive musucular diease no you cant catch it yes it hurts no im not crippled!i love to travel need to get a passport!!! seriouslyi love to learn so i ask what to most seem crazy off the wall questionsdanceing and photography are amazeing in my book!...SHE CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF:{ itll grow back but its the principalsarcasim something im almost positive of it!!!!
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NakiaOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I\'m a big music fan and very cerebral about my tastes in such. I run daily and fitness is important. football is my greatest passion. I\'m looking for a friendship that could eventually turn into something.