SIMILAR PEOPLE
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TanzyOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap...One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry."Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."***Apologies for the retarded joke but I actually laughed out loud at it myself & couldn't resist posting it here. I am always looking for a laugh & def fly by the seat of my....so please shoot me a few words if you wanna spend some time getting to know me. I am really just looking for a few new faces to hang with, see ya around!
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MadelineOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am a mom my first my kids are my world. I love to go camping bbq and being around family that's the most important thing. Dinner
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MerissaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I rescue orphaned squirrels, love nature, love sci fi, love documentaries about space and am a bit of a nerd. I am also very fun, outgoing, love to host wicked costume parties, love roller coasters, and I make great casseroles. I love going out for dinner and catching a movie and I also enjoy good live music! I have a son and I adore with all of my heart, so anyone hanging out with me has to like kids! I am also a very hard worker and a small business owner so I do tend to work a lot. I need someone who can handle that. I love to sing and always enjoy a good campfire with sing-a- I own a skin care company and make incredible healthy soaps. I like to paint even though I have no real idea how to do it so my art is strange? HP Lovecraft rocks my world and I enjoy reading dark fiction as well as books about quantum physics. I enjoy all sorts of spicy exciting foods from around the globe and am hoping to travel to exciting places someday soon! I have a deep love of star trek which might scare people away... hahahaha.. but at least I am honest! I am a big fan of comicon and fan expo and would love to meet someone open to going to such events with me!~... and it happened! Yes I am that much of a Trekki! So to sum it up, I love sci fi, I host great parties, I love nature (specifically squirrels), I can cook, I love to sing , I run a small company and hope to meet someone interesting to share some life adventures with.. going for coffee, conversation, perhaps a game of scrabble, playing pool or bowling, watching a good meteor shower.. wait that may be better for a 2nd or 3rd date ;) If the dating goes well, a sci fi movie is a must at some point ;)