SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BaniOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
I've recently been through another breakup and am tired of starting over, again and again. Its so hard to find someone who really makes that spark last, and my resolve will not allow me to settle for the mediocre. The one I seek is ready to make a real commitment. While nobody is without their baggage, the one I seek will not allow hers or mine to be a means to our end. ***, through thick and thin, this woman will be the driving force and motivation I need to make each consecutive day even better than the last. I would really like to meet someone who looks for these same things in someone else. I am far from perfect and do not expect perfection in return. I just want someone who is equally as willing as I am to make things positive and beneficial to us both. I hope you are out there, and still reading this, wherever you are. I hope you will take the time to remind me what real love feels like. We can meet over drinks, food, maybe shoot some pool; or if you are into a more adventurous or improvisational approach, let's go explore somewhere new together.
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BenjaminOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
My friends would say I am a good hearted person that enjoys making people laugh. Some things I enjoy are,TravelingCampingBBQs with friendsPokerUFCCollege football Go DUCKS!!!!
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TaeganOnline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
9 things I hate about everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too," Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short," What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?here is a fun fact, the vibrator was first used in the ***'s for medicinal reasons to treat female hysteria. (it obviously only added to the problem) lets switch roles. i wouldn't mind playing the female for once. its about time someone gets me drunk, maybe smokes a little, and who knows.... someone might be getting lucky.