• Port Republic
• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 33-50

Hi! My name is Joe. I am divorced catholic caucasian man without kids from Port Republic, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Port Republic
• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

...I'm sure that works great. Chances are, the guy that sends you the perverted messages and d*ck pictures has something really wrong with him and doesn't even know he's a creep lol!Not sure if this is a better alternative to meeting girls elsewhere. I started to chat on IM with someone on match...attractive girl, by her pictures. She said she was an anthropologist, who was an orphan and her fiance' died just over a year ago. Oh, and she got robbed recently and was currently working in Africa and needed money to buy a food pack. She asked me if I could help...where do you think she was working? Nigeria of course! (I'm sure you've heard of Nigerian money scams...if not, you probably need to read more) So I told her that I would be happy to help her out and in fact, one of my friends was currently working in Nigeria for the CIA and he could get her the money, I just needed the address of where she was staying. I didn't hear back...I don't know what happened. ;)I chose athletic to describe my personality in one word, but that's not really something to describe a personality is it? I am athletic and an intellectual, there's really no one word that they had to choose from that would describe my personality. I make fun of things, not really in a mean way just pointing out observations that I find amusing. I show loyalty to good people. I'm honest, you might say blunt. I pretty much watch every Tigers game, that's if I can (it's not mandatory for me though). I have good friends. I go up north in the summertime. I love being on the water up north or on lake St. Clair, watersports, canoeing. I don’t mind grocery shopping, but only when it’s not crowded. I wear pajama pants to the gym and grocery shopping, sometimes. I like using a small shopping cart, why is there never enough? I cook my bacon in the oven. I love avocados. I cook ALL the time and watch a lot of cooking shows. I like my steak rare. I use himalayan crystal salt. I use a tad too much butter.I like warm towels from the dryer after a shower on a cold morning (or night). I like my back rubbed. I like girls who train with weights (no it won’t make you huge and have man muscles). I’ve only been thrown out at 1st base twice, ever. I run races and weight train. I do a race in Hell, MI every year that's a 100K trail relay. You could say health and fitness is a passion of mine. I turned 37 yrs old in December ***, but no one ever guesses that because I don't look it...and don't feel like it either. I eat well most of the time, but still have junk food here and there basically because I can. I won't ever let myself get fat. I feel naked when I don’t have my watch on. I like left-handed people. I’m left handed.I believe the little things count. I'm not picky about what activities we do together, it just matters that we enjoy doing things together whether it's just watching something on tv sitting next to each other, cooking dinner together or even both sucking at golf.I'm looking for someone who is honest, speaks their mind, keeps in shape and I'm attracted to of course. It would help to be a positive person. Who wants to listen to someone complain all the time? I'm fine with venting, it's a little different. I probably need someone who would enjoy watching and going to Tigers games with me. Hopefully she would enjoy sushi as much as I do too. I could seriously eat it just about everyday. I want someone who puts effort into a relationship and doesn't just get comfortable after a while. Relationships need effort to survive and grow. I don't want to just get into a pattern of doing the same thing all the time. Some things are fine as a routine, but creativity in a relationship is what keeps it fun.So if you're physically fit or at least look like you are, your friends think you have above average intelligence, you share some common interests with me and you're not on here because you have a problem meeting men, you're just sick of the dbags that approach you or you've dated that you've met in bars or wherever, then you should send me a message.Btw, my profile says non-religious but I was raised catholic just don't really adhere to any religion.Just an FYI, I typically don't respond to one or two word messages like "Hi", or my personal favorite "Hey there". If you took the time to message me, then something must've caught your eye, because I wrote a freakin' essay here. Why don't you tell me what you liked? Or what we might have in common. Nothing too serious, no pressure, then if we like each other go to a monster truck rally for our second date...ha, not really!!!Ultimately I am looking for something long term. A simple first date is good at weeding out the people who are not who they claim to be or use deceptive pictures.

• Port Republic
• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23

Hi! My name is Tommy. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Port Republic, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.