JanaeWilson, 37
Offline, last seen Wed, 15 May 2024 02:15:48
About Me
First off, I'm only wearing make-up in 1 of my pictures, so please don't hate. I have lived with my roommate Evan since October ***& we now have 3 cats named Butt-Butt, Mickerbocker, & Tobie-Wan Kenobi. My hobbies include singing karaoke (which I'm only mediocre at), whale watching, & going to feline agility competitions. I have been working as a professional pet sitter since September ***. It isn't lucrative but I really enjoy it. Also, I am pansexual so I'm open to all gender identities.
And to spice things up, here are 4 random facts about me:
1) I can't stand spicy food. It makes my nose runny, my eyes water, & I start sweating every time I eat something that's too spicy.
2) I'm scared to death of roller coasters. I get that from my mom.
3) I'm allergic to clams, cottage cheese, & olives.
4) I can only wink with my right eye.
What I'm looking for in a person:
-No tattoos
-No piercings, plugs, stiff neck rings, or lip plates
-No subdermal &/or transdermal implants (devices placed under the human skin for decorative purposes in body modification)
-No criminal record (misdemeanors &/or felonies)
-Doesn't have any STDs and/or STIs
-Doesn't use & has never used illegal drugs (including marijuana)
-Doesn't use & has never used tobacco, peyote, salvia, &/or hookah (smoking or chewing)
-Doesn't use & has never used electronic cigarettes, personal vaporizers, or electronic nicotine delivery systems
-Doesn't drink alcohol in excess (No alcoholics & nobody that drinks alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk)
-Never drank alcohol while they were under the age of ***Doesn't want to have any children in the future
-Doesn't have Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Schizophrenia, Bipolar I Disorder, or Bipolar II Disorder
-5'8" or taller (if a man) with a BMI of 30 or less
-Isn't a fascist, nazi, communist, or conspiracy theorist
-Isn't racist, sexist, misogynistic, or homophobic
-Isn't pretentious or ostentatious
-Isn't easily offended and/or overly sensitive
-Has good personal hygiene and is clean-shaven (I'm not a fan of facial hair)
-Men need to be circumcised (It's just healthier & cleaner)
-Has 24 or more of his/her 32 teeth (No toothless people!)
-Doesn't bite his/her fingernails, toenails, &/or hangnails
-Has an IQ of ***or above
-Has a job/career (I could care less whether it's part-time or full-time)
-Has his/her own means of transportation (I could care less whether it's a Vespa or a Bugatti Veyron)
-Is an animal lover & isn't allergic to cats
-Speaks, reads, & writes fluently in English
-Resides in Southern California, preferably Orange County.
If you meet all of my criteria & I meet all of yours, please e-mail me at *** or text me at ***.
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
No
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Agnostic
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Political views
Liberal
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Body type
Curvy
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Height
5'5"
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Eye color
Hazel
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Smoke
No
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Drink
No
INTERESTS
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