SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
"I will warn thee...it's shark infested water's ye have entered here lass...be ye careful and keep a keen eye on the waters...or thy fate may be that better not spoken of..."I'm a dork...lol...kinda broken....been broken before....I survived...taking awhile this time...I have little patience...but luckily sarcasm is my friend....So...OK...here are some important fact's:I rarely go to bar's/club's so if you want to meet in a bar for our first, second, and third date, I'm not your guy...I don't have tatoo's, and don't plan on getting any, you can have them but not on your chest and arm's (NO SLEEVED WOMEN PLEASE!...lol...), and leg's, and back...lol...I'm part Italian, (and actually spent a month there many year's ago), so if you have problem's with eating thing's like bread or meat or, you know, "food"... we might not be a match...Who am I...?..(mostly...lol...I did shave the moustache for New Year's, which was kind of spontanious), an animal lover, I appreciate different kind's of music, I like to travel, explore, relax and smell the flower's at the side of the road. I love pulling over on a mountain road next to a river on the motorcycle, jumping into the river for a swim and laying on the bank in the sun to dry off and then later getting dressed and continuing on with the ride (it has been year's since I did that...lol...)I'm kind of proud of the fact I've never been in a strip-club...I love walking the beach with "jake", (my dog). We walk for hour's sometimes, I put on my rubber boots and we just go, day or night it doesn't matter. Listening to the waves crashing, feeling the spray on my face, smelling the air...I know jake get's the same rush I do...you can see it in his walk and his eye's. It make's him full of energy and you can actually see him smile...I love my dog.What am I looking for? Someone who is honest, with me and herself. What is it that you're looking for? Someone fake who lies to you? A man who has used or abused his way through life? I know guy's like that. But it's not me...it's not like I've never hurt anyone but I've alway's been honest about thing's...mostly...lol...I'm not photogenic..."I'm a work in motion"...lol...I like more night's at home than out...... Music is a mood thing for me, Ozzie is not a rainy day artist...lol... Does anybody know who "The Refreashments" are? Their "Fizzy Fuzzy" album is pretty good...! I enjoy the outdoor's but don't get fanatical about it. Short day hike's, walk's by the river or a lake with the dog. I'm not a sport's junkie, but I do enjoy the mixed martial art's fight's, (I can tape them...lol...) I recently aquired some golf club's and now need a partner to show me how to hit the little white ball. I watch "Jeopardy" pretty regularly, it does make my head hurt sometimes...lol... I love to cook and am pretty good at it, ok...(I'm "good" because it's edible...doesn't that count as "good cook"????). I love the motorcycle (Kawasaki ZRX***r) but never ride in the rain...jetskiing till your body aches...I enjoy camping a couple times a year. I actually think about taking dance lesson's so I could do more than slow dance...lol... I'm a late night musician, I play for myself, and the dog, (he never critiques). I enjoy it, but my mind has to be in the right place for it to work. SELF EVIDENT TRUTHS: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE WORD "DUST" MEANS IN VERB FORMSEX SHOULD NEVER BE USED AS A REWARDI BELIEVE IN "BETTER ALONE THAN POORLY ACCOMPANIED", BUT WHO WANTS TO BE ALONE???MY DOG HAS NEVER LIED TO ME, WHY CAN'T I FIND A WOMAN THAT'S MORALLY SUPERIOR TO MY DOG??? (yeah that was funny...but sadly, cruelly true...)DOING DISHES IS MORE FUN WHEN THERE IS SOMEONE TO SPLASHTAKING SHOWERS TOGETHER SAVES WATER AND OUR BACK'S GET CLEANERALL FRUIT PIE'S SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME...VERY AFRAID.....??WHO INVENTED THE BREAKFAST BURRITO? WHO KNEW EGG'S, HAM, CHEESE, SALSA AND A FLOUR TORTILLA WOULD BE SO TASTY?!! (and fast)BLUE-BERRIE PANCAKES WITH EGG'S, BACON, AND A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE...I CAN'T STOP EATING BREAKFAST FOR DINNER...(please send help...lol...)........If you have actually read this far, mention "code fizzy-fuzzy" during our first conversation for a special gift offer. Act now, quantities are limited and this offer will end with no advance warning.S. only and is subject to all due law's both human and/or other. Contestant agree's to honor all state and federal regulation's regarding said "special gift" and accepts all legal/moral ramification's of said acceptance. Taxes, tariff's and legal costs associated with shipping, storage, and feeding of before-mentioned "special gift" is the sole responsibility of contestant. Return of "special gift" is not allowed and/or advised due to legal restriction's and/or moral ramification's. (this offer not valid in UT and TX) OK, it's winter time now, no more bike ride's. Indoor stuff will have to do............Oh yeah, I don't drink coffee....... A motorcycle ride to the coast or mountain's, or dinner and a movie out, or I'll cook and we'll watch a DVD at my place...a game or two of pool and then who know's? Or you can suggest something, I'm pretty good about sharing decisions...or you can just sit back and make me work at it...(it was pointed out to me that one of these "first date" scenario's make it seem like I want to bring you to my home and "do you" on the first date...lol...this is not a requirement, or my ultimate goal of a first date...lol...)
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-42
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
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