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JacobOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Jacob. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Zachary, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LoveOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-30
Hi! My name is Love. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Zachary, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BroderickOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
The position of Special Curator has arisen to care for a rare antiquity that, depite its age and ***, is considered by some to be worth preserving.The position will be drab, sad and tedious to hold; the rewards precious, but few - to be honest, there's probably something wrong with you if you have read this far.Duties will include:Experiencing 'fascinating' music (anything from obscure post-'77 new wave to even-more-obscure contemporary electronica) and cinema so esoteric even the directors forgot about the films;Pedantic correction of grammar;Being seen in public with someone who has a style, but is neither fashionable nor unnoticeable. Passionate debating skills on the following are essential:The possibility that Baudrillard's Hyperreality is, in fact, real;;Whether we should be going out dressed like this. You must also have Gaggia skills and be able to demonstrate ability with a corkscrew. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax is essential. Actually, forget the Gaggia skills - nobody goes near my machine! In return you will be offered the generous affections and loyalty of a dog; and indeed, the loyalty of a sweet little dog. Endless transitive and intransitive laughter is also available, leading to existential self-doubt and questioning of your ability, frivolity and morality.The subject has the potential to give greatly; perhaps you are the one to take him in hand, to coax forth much love and delight. However, applicants are requested to respond with a bloody convincing reason as to why they'd want the *** Applicants are allowed ten minutes' contact, under heavy supervision, at a time and venue of their choosing.