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McquadeOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-40
What would Jesus say. . I'm a complete handfull so ideally probs should be looking for a very attractive octopus with nice nails who can make me laugh. . (This is me not jesus***Either my fish has drowned or has been shark bait . . All because im a glass is half full kind of girl I don't want no one who can't hold a conversation. . How do ya expect to get a date if ya can't talk ? You gna take me for dinner and live gif feed me ?! **** off ! Girls who take a picture of half their face. . "Matched with you because I thought ya had a really nice EYE"JUST NO!! If we're gna go out I wana know what you actually look like . . Too many *** . . Dog faces, dog ears, doughnut ears . . Don't nobody wana date a piece of food or a dog! Like hi mum this is my new girlfriend meet rex! Just no! This is susan . . She's a doughnut! :/ Crocs! You look really nice in them crocs " said NO ONE EVER !! Rite nice them crocs " said NO ONE EVER!!! Where did ya get your crocs from?" Said NO ONE EVERRRRR!! Ya see those little holes in CROCS . . That's where all ya dignity seeps out from when ya wear them! It's okay to eat a burger If your over weight. . Chop ya bfs****off if he cheated on ya . . But what's not alrite is CROCS If you enjoy a salad with carrot in it or a CARTOT cake your not for me either . . Whoever invented carrot cake is clearly ****in****eyed ! Coz if they could ****in see straight they'd see that CARROT . . A VEGETABLE doesn't belong in a cake!! If you genuinly know you can't make a decent cuppa just don't offer to make me one simple ! Especially if you put the milk in first :***That question. . " Why are ya gay? " about why am I gay! Erm I fell off the gay tree and hit every gay branch on the way down ! Why are YOU straight?! Did ya walk in to a wall?! That question is genuinly more annoying that somebody chatting complete bullshit down ya ear hole during the cash builder bit of the chase 🤚 I'm having a harder time finding my fish then nemos dad did finding him
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SilkyOnline
Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-62
Hi! My name is Silky. I am divorced catholic caucasian woman with kids from Manchester, England, United Kingdom. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AmyxoxsmithOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Don't wanna give too much away ask for *** :)