SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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CyrusOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
I am getting to old for all this. To old to be wasting my time or someone else's.Just want to find a sane person to love. (Maybe slightly insane would be ok)Enjoy movies, music, reading etcA guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "" The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pilings we would need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"
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NashOnline
Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
hi. Just a regular guy who likes the usual . .Im friendly,reliable and with the right person very attentative.I know what a relationship takes to succeed.I have plans in my mind for the future, Just need to find some one to share them with.Still very young at heart, I might look my age but certainly don't feel it.I have ***tattoos and a concealed piercing so if that's not your cup of tea.....But talking of tea, I am a tea-a-holic and chocoholic too.(doesn't everyone like chocolate?)likes, football,roast dinners,full english,the summer,beaches,holidays,enjoying lifedislikes, drunks,chewing gum and sweet corn and ***'t cost anything to be polite.So if I do message you it's because I like the look and sound of you. Would be nice to get a replyEven if it is Thanks but no Thanks.So if you like say hi :)One final thing. I'm not on here to play games or mess people about. So if I message you it's because I genuinely like what I see quite drink in nice pub, or tea/coffee and cake, whatever takes the fancy
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RandulfOnline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
right here goes love to travel been to a lot of places all over the world, love to eat out love italian food love going to concerts like most music, i keep my self fit go the gym and long walks have a good sense of humour, need a holiday partner to put my suntan cream on my back bloody burnt it last time looking for fun and a good laugh in a relationship someone whos my best mate still got a romantic side please no over 50's unless you look like angelina jolie then i will consider it xx caribbean for drinks or drinks and a meal at a pub or restaurant