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PorkOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-45
Hi! My name is Pork. I am never married catholic caucasian man with kids from Cottage Hills, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MelechOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
.......So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place. Let's be real - this is internet dating - no one is looking for Mr/Mrs Right - we could care less about what each other puts down here - everything is based off the couple of pictures we see of each other. If you are on here looking for Mr Right stop reading now and go feed your cats, the site is called "Plenty of Fish", get back in touch with reality.So, in order to message me you must have a score of at least 15 points:+1 Brunette or Blondes+2 If you workout - this means that you seriously workout, you Crossfit, have a gym membership, run 10k's, tri's, lift 5 days a week, etc***If you haven't seen the inside of a gym in 2 years+2 If you only wear a two-piece to the beach, pool, or waterpark***If you year a 1 piece with the skirt built in (WTF who came up with that***For Redheads - they can go either way, either super hot or super ugly-1 If you have an unnatural color streaked in your hair and you're over ***If you have body piercings (Nose, lips, Nipples, Belly Button***not to exceed ***If your nose, lip, nipples, belly button, and vag are all pierced (let's not be excessive***If you have ***discrete tats-2 If you're aiming to be a cover model for tattoo magazine+2 If you have a sense of humor-5 If you post your latest Starbucks order on *** one cares and you're vain to think anyone GAF) same goes for meal photos+2 If you know how to take a sexy mirror selfie (let's be real, that's hot***If your your selfie looks terrible+2 If your a size 12 or smaller (nothing wrong with being "full figured", but Full Figured doesn't mean Obese***If you think you're hot (confidence matters***If you're a stuck up snob - confidence is hot, being a b!tch not hot+2 If you have a sense of humor+2 If you've read this far-2 If you've read this far and are pissed off (seriously why would you keep reading - you have issues***If you're ***If you're DTF ;***If you love guys with beards-4 If you hate beards (hint: real men have beards, it's a scientific fact)If you've read all that and still reading and thinking "wow that's pretty shallow" give yourself ***points. Dating is shallow! No one looks for the ugliest person in the room and says "damn look at that personality"; guys don't, women don't, so let's be real. Getting to know someone is what dating is for - deciding if you want to get to know them is was meetville is for. Something casual and fun. Meet for coffee or a drink and then go checkout something fun.
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ErichOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I like people that are honest to a fault. No fakes or flakes. Someone who can be serious but doesn't take themselves to seriously. Laid back and spur of the moment folks seem to peak my interest. You get what you put into any type of relationship and it should never be one sided. I love sports so it's kind of a must if I am to spend time with someone. It's ok to have separate interests as long as it is not expected of one another to participate all the time. Be yourself and not something you think someone else would like. If you can't do that you're lying to yourself and worse lying to the other person. What you see is what you get. Compromise is good only if both parties do it. Having fun and communicating go a long way to any successful relationship and I do both very well. I like to travel a lot and have the opportunity to do so because of my career. I'm not shy, I'm just confident knowing what I want. Some people tend to think that I'm arrogant, but that is an ill-conceived notion. I'm easy going and like to laugh a ton. I don't care for people that are still hung up on an ex or old fling. You can't go forward in life always looking in your rear view mirror. You can decide to either move on and try something different or keep doing the same thing you've always done thinking you'll get different results. Actually pretty fed up with the gals that want "The Notebook" fairytale and in reality they usually lead a "; lifestyle!!! I've been through a ton but I don't judge people and expect that in return. Someone elses sins are not to be pushed off onto others that had nothing to do with it. We are all different and no two are individuals alike. Thanks for taking a look and maybe talk to ya/see ya sometime! Whatever is mutually decided. We are all adults for God's sake!!