SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
FerdOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I am well educated, well travelled and always on the quest for new adventure and learning. I love literature, whether its in a book or audio form. I enjoy all kinds of exercise and try to maintain a healthy lifestyle. I love to surf, bike ride, hike (with my heavy backpack), run, and even walk. I am also well versed in the entertainment department aka television; I love movies! I love to cook, I am picky about my food such that I am always thinking of ways to make it better. But if I was just using words, and I had to use both positive and negative...I would use these Complicated, romantic, athletic, surfer, foodie, dog lover, well travelled, passionate, confused, clean, orderly, sometimes meticulous, calm, patient15 REAL Reasons to Date a Paramedic#15: Cleanliness – Paramedics do a lot of cleaning around the station during their down time. Most of them are just as handy with a mop and a vacuum as they are with an IV needle. Knowing how to quickly do station chores might not make them the perfect mate, but it goes a long way towards keeping your apartment tidy.#14: Frugality – Paramedics don’t make much money. Many of them can only aspire to fry- This teaches them to be shrewd with their cash since they have no choice but to stretch their dollars to their max. Looking for a cheap date? We’re your best shot.#– Paramedics spend a LOT of time with their work partners, sometimes spending hours upon end sitting in a parking lot waiting for the next call. When you’re in the close confines of the front of an ambulance with another person you learn quickly to bathe regularly, wear deodorant, and to be considerate enough to open the window when you fart. If you don’t, the same fate will come back to haunt you tenfold. This knowledge does wonders for any relationship.#12: Entertainment – When you spend hours of your day with another person waiting for a call to come in, boredom can set in quickly if it isn’t kept in check. Since a bored paramedic is a dangerous thing they usually come up with fun ways to entertain both themselves and their partner. All of these ways are cheap (See #***Have you ever roasted marshmallows in the front seat of a car using a toothpick and a lighter? It works as well as any camp fire. Boom, romance.#– Paramedics work very long hours for low pay and usually get abused by their employers, coworkers, and patients to boot. Still, they always seem to come back for more. Most paramedics are unwaveringly devoted to their patients and communities. To make a career in EMS is to enter into an abusive, co-dependent relationship. If you’re looking for a person who will be as loyal as a German Shepard while you treat them like dirt, you’re looking for a paramedic.#10: Free time – As a benefit of the long-hours and low pay that comes with the job, paramedics spend almost all their time at work. Just last week I put in 96 hours and nobody thought it was unusual. Are you looking for free time to do whatever you want or to have another relationship on the side? Great! We’ll be too tired to care.#9: Free Medical Advice – The other article has this one exactly right. We’re happy to provide free medical care and advice to those we love. It may not be quality care for all conditions… but at least it’s free and provided in good faith. Who needs a doctor to treat that growth on your neck? You’ve got an in-home healthcare quasi-professional.#8: We can cook – Every now and then paramedics actually get the chance to eat something that isn’t congealed to the bottom of a fast-food deep fryer. When we do, we usually cook it ourselves. You should try my “Doctored Ramen” recipe. We just need to stop by the dollar store first and get some off-#7: Never worry about deadlines again – The other article says that paramedics “Know the value of timeliness” because we work in a profession where “time is always of the essence.” While that’s not blatantly untrue for all paramedics, the other 99% aren’t so timely. Fortunately we’re very good at performing under pressure and in getting things done very well at the last minute. Are you a procrastinator and have somewhere you need to be? No problem, we got this.#6: You don’t have to be so concerned about your own physical appearance – Feel free to let yourself go a little. Paramedics see a lot of naked people and most of those people are not people we want to see naked. A lot of them are also very sick and sick people don’t smell good. Are you putting on a few pounds? Did you not have time to shower today? Chances are you’re light years ahead of the last fifteen people we were forced to look at in a state of undress. You’re good.#5: Access to crates of medical grade personal lubricant – This one almost speaks for itself until you realize that most of the things we use this substance for are decidedly not all that much fun.#4: Your parents will LOVE us – As long as you lie to them about our long-term income potential, parents universally love paramedics. They think we’re nice people and that we do good things. Paramedics are also very confident when they walk into new situations and meet new people under stressful conditions. It makes us masters of the first impression. Your friends will love us too.#3: We know all the best restaurants – The places with the best food in town are almost never those fancy sit-down places with tables and stuff. They’re the little out-of-the-way diners where the preferred place setting is the “Stand Up and Wolf it Down” method of gastronomy. The heat from the engine can warm up even the coldest fast food. It might even warm your heart.#2: The Code-3 Club – This is gross due to all of the various bodily fluids and other pathogenic materials that tend to fly around in the back of an ambulance… but if you really want to join, you have a better chance with a paramedic than with anybody else.#1: Humor – Do you like laughing until you cry? Date a paramedic. We know funny
-
BennetOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
well first off I really don't do this online thing and it is kinda out of my element but I figure what the hell why not. anyway I farm with my family Involving both our farms. I do demolition derbies in the summer and been doing them since I was 14, so yeah pretty dedicated. I like shooting pool and guns and have fun with whatever blows up or makes noise,ha. I am typically really laid back loyal and faithful to everything i do and anyone I am involved with. I want a woman who is mature, confident, respectful, and has her own interests. Not looking for the perfect girl by any means. Just somebody thats laid back,cool, and comfortable with herself. If you don't get along with your peers or other girls in general then don't bother. as for my work. I am very driven and have a good work ethic. I work hard so I can play hard but also like to sit around and take it easy on sundays too or do something with the family or go on a date, (Like that ever happens). I am typically the pursuee and not the pursuer. If you like my profile then don't be shy and see where it leads us. we can figure that out when the time comes
-
MarlonOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Let us take a brief journey through my life! I am 27 and about to turn 28 on Halloween! Spoooooky I know! I briefly left this area when I attended art college up north and then moved back home when God decided to turn my street into a river and flood my renovated studio basement apartment...long story, we will save it for a date and then I will say, "to be continued" that way it will be an almost guarantee for a second date...hopefully I won't make it a trilogy (the story, hopefully dates continue). So back in ***as I lay on my couch contemplating the next chapters of my life I took some classes here and there, eventually became an EMT and drove the ambulance, then went off to Paramedic school for two years and now I am responsible for my patients outcome! It is a very exciting, action packed, fulfilling profession just like in the movies!....I think...but probably not. Anyways folks, if you would like to get to know me better just send me a message and if I can get past the butterflies I will be more than happy to get to know you! Take care and be safe out there! Something low key and stress free for the both of us. Aside from meeting for the generic coffee, lunch, or dinner something interactive would be fun.