SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Bubbascrubsv2Online
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36
Im a very simple n honest open minded person. Pretty much down for whatever. But im not gonna pay for a subscription so if u wanna contact me my *** n my *** john wharton.
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DonalOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Getting some mail complaining that my profile is too long. "You'd get more feedback if you shorten it." Really? Aren't you the ones who wrote "putting some serious effort into finding someone"? Boy, sure sounds like you're really going out of your way with the effort there. It's sitting in a chair and reading. What, it'll take a minute, maybe ninety seconds out of your life that could lead to your "supposed" goal of finding a good dude? Sorry, I may be a bit deeper than "work hard blah blah blah".. Making it sound like I wrote the friggin' Lord Of The Rings up here.. Ninety seconds.. So put a f*ckin' Pop Tart in, and before it's done, you can take a shot at meeting a real guy and maybe finding out that you may hit it off with me....and I got your passive aggressive right here..lol**(and let me just state how much I can't stand "lol".. But had to put one there because it's so hard to convey tone in writing). I've been doing this entirely too long and am sooo ready to get off this site and put the time and effort into a something that will lead to a life with somebody. I just have zero desire nor the strength to do the whole song and dance that goes along with being on here and am hoping to find somebody who feels the same. Someone who believes commitment isn't a life sentence and get this, WANTS it. From doing this for so long, I'm pretty fluent in the negative side and the addictions of online dating and can recognize those who aren't genuine or honest with me or themselves for that matter, so please please please contact me only if you have your sh*t together..I may not tell you what you always want to hear, but it will always be honest. And even though I've had many arguments with my penis over this, I'm here for the right reasons so if I feel we won't be a match, I won't waste either of our time... Well, mine. If we're not meeting, I could really give a sh*t about your time.. Honesty, remember?Respect.I had just written a pretty amazing profile, but it was a lot of smoke and mirrors and it sounded great, but it wasn't the true me. Then I tried to rewrite it and it came out as me sounding very angry with all those who write about the person they WANT to be and not who they really ARE. Like the one's who say-... see, I started doing it again!!Here's the deal; Extreme Makeover Home Edition makes me cry, I can't fold a fitted sheet if my life depended on it, people who stand still on an escalator like it's a ride in the middle of the mall, and those who wear sunglasses inside drive me bananas, I don't put the smaller tupperware inside the larger ones when I put it away (so don't be in a hurry to open that cabinet), I've never seen the movie E.T. or tasted rice pudding, and that Burger King guy creeps the crap out of me for some reason. That's a little about who I really am.I'm kind of hoping to find somebody who truly is ready to stop all the nonsense and put the time and effort into creating a lasting relationship. Someone who's lifes decisions are their own and not guided by friends or family. A true partner and companion. To find somebody who has the traits which I'm looking for. To be a great mother, wife, friend, and person. Not necessarily in that order, or you know what?, maybe so. Somebody with a positive, upbeat outlook, is inspiring to others and is family oriented. Basically, someone to feel proud to be with.I'm bringing a drama free partnership to the table. I am well over any ex's, and am ready to put the time and effort into a serious committed relationship. Have a great job, am drug/ smoke/ alcohol free, am in the midst of house hunting(having some issues on deciding WHERE I want to live), and will speak to you like we've known each other for years right out of the gate. You will laugh either with or at me, and hopefully there is an attraction on both sides....and who wants to go to Applebees by *** I think first there should be a date set for a first meeting before a first date to meet first and see if we'd like to set a date to meet for a first date first... What??
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FelimOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I'm a fairly creative type looking to meet a nice lady. I am attracted to others who are passionate and strive to do their best, whether it be in the arts, charity, juggling, cooking, etc. I appreciate art in all it's forms and gravitate to others who do as well. I'm not much of a sports fan but appreciate the enthusiasm for them. I work as a tech during the day and in the evening I enjoy painting,metal work, antique restoration, woodworking and have developed a side business doing those very things. I play a bunch of *** have been involved with music for many years and still enjoy recording,playing, and producing music by myself and with others. I'm not the type who play's in local bands much, but find just the practice and creative outlet immensely satisfying. Family is important to me but unfortunately they mostly live out of town. I'm very easy to get along with and usually go out of my way to make people feel comfortable. I'm slightly introverted but could be fairly out going dependent on my mood. I consider myself to be in pretty good shape and try to keep myself that way. I'd love to meet a woman who has a great sense of humor,(bonus if your a bit of a goof ball!) I like ALL kinds of people but I naturally gravitate towards creative types, and independent thinkers. I'm looking for someone thin, average/curvy to athletic and is someone who likes to get out and explore. Anyway, if you made it this far and would like to contact me just send me a hello. Coffee, walk, or both.