• Damascus
• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

Hey! Thanks for checking out my profile I don't fit into any one category and have a few hats. I am athletic and enjoy the gym so I have a jock hat which kind of fit into my work hat, I worked for The Dept. of Corrections and have recently completed my 25th year and have retired. (Everyday is saturday) I was lucky enough to have progressed through the ranks (Captain) and enjoy financial security. My home has become my job and keeps me busy. My son is 21 and goes to school in the city and I dont get to see him as much as would like to. I miss him and if he is reading this, "dude, texting sucks, call your DAD." I am also part geek and thought about not mentioning it but I guess my DVD collection and DVR choices would give me away. Though I have never been to a convention or own any costumes or figurines(that's where you laugh), I do enjoy most sci-fi shows. I also enjoy most new series on HBO ,FX and SHO like boardwalk empire, SOA and game of thrones .I enjoy sporting events and like to watch baseball and football, I am a Giants and Mets fan and try to make to the stadiums a few times during the season weather permitting- Sounds like I watch TV all the time but I rely on the DVR and remember , everyday is Saturday. I like AC and it doesn't take much coaxing to get me there to contribute to paying the borgatas light bill. I enjoy the mall and never mind leaving with some new clothes. I enjoy the shore but don't really do the beach. I enjoy going to the movies and can compromise on the film since my default is always man movie.I love to go out to dinner!!! I was born Jewish but I really don't follow any organized religion. I believe that any explanation that doesn't include scientific facts is flawed and trying to explain the infinite is as difficult as teaching your dog to play Mozart. Now, I don't say this to offend, I am only giving my opinion ,so if you are very religious I am not the guy for you. I am culturally jewish and border line JAP and will spend ***dollars on a pair of jeans. I am looking for someone who shares some of my interests and also has interests she can share with me I have been around the block and no longer believe that opposites attract in the real world.( No matter how hard I try) I know it sounds cliche but i am looking for a friend and a partner. I am attracted to smart, funny and a little goofy more city than country. Someone who is career oriented, has an idea about current events the economy world events etc who can fit in most social events and hold her own in conversation. I would enjoy losing track of time because the company is so good.

• Damascus
• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

Hi there,Really just looking for someone brave enough to practice my sushi making skills on… I’m not going to lie to you, I’m not that good at all..… yet!! But if you’re patient, hungry & have a strong immune system, I’m confident we’ll get along fine!I don’t think you’ll find that I fit into any one category… but if you broke me apart, you’d pretty much be looking at a large percentage being a good guy…. you know… trying to be a great dad ***& 12 year old), love my mom, help thy neighbor, volunteer, try to eat healthy, work out, work hard, help old ladies cross the street, put the lid down, don’t eat crackers in bed, yada, yada, yada…Then there’s my favorite side… or sides… my mildly sarcastic sense of humor, my laid back, quirky fun side that will keep us laughing all night.. or my passionate naughty side, which I’m sure will do the same… keeping with the dirty side, there’s my red neck side which includes fishing, camping, quadding, horseback riding, knocking things out of trees & mud wrestling… and my sporty, playful side which includes baseball, golf, driveway basketball & strip mini golf… and of course last but not least would be my chatty intellectual side… believe me, I could talk your pants off! (figuratively speaking of course)I live by the words of my grandmother (rest her sole)… get yourself out there… have some fun... and enjoy a long happy life... because life is very short…. and when its time, you want to die peacefully... in your sleep, like your grandfather...... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his carSo, I don’t know if that makes me sound rounded, jaded or just plain weird, but I’m kinda looking for the same… simple right? We'll figure it out!

• Damascus
• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23

Hi! My name is Méndez. I am never married other hispanic man without kids from Damascus, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.