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Jedidiah
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hey guys, this is a little wierd. Not really to sure as to:A) Why i'm here, and B) What to do now i'm here.....I think its something to with not wanting to meet some one at 4 o'clock in the morning at a night club. I find that relationships last a bit better & are more enjoyable (in the long term) if you can remember the persons face and not whether they were wearing knickers or not ; PI thought i'd try and write a typically funny and whitty description. Obviously i know my looks are not that of a love child of Brad Pitt and Jonny Depp combined. But i am a nice guy, who would bend over backwards to make sure your happy. I have an very dry sense of humour. I warn thee! I am a bit of a grammar Nazi, and expect a decent written *** of this "Hi Hw iz u 2day, I iz lik doin mi nailz n' ting". That makes my skin crawl, and makes me want to hit you with a dictionary first and then a thesaurus! If I take the time out of my busy day to write at least a few sentences to you, then the decent thing to do is try to write the same back.Yes I probably have my top off In a photo; this does NOT make me a sex pest (this means i was at the beach, you can ask me the direction later on ; P). Jesus, some of you girls are just in a pair of bloody French knickers or thong, does that make you sexual predator?!I love where i live, i'm a pretty active guy.; having bar b q's in the evening, running & walks in the forest. But also i love to bake stuff and gorge myself while watching a film or chilling on the sofa. I make a pretty mean triple layer sponge cake, so if you think you can beat me in a "bake off" then bring it. I'll wipe the floor with you with my culinary skills ; PIf you get to the end of this message, then I must congratulate you (congratulations!)!? Walk on the beach, a drink at a quite local pub, meal, Swim in the sea, Anything with Vino?!
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Everette
Online
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Hi, I’m a caring and fun person who is easy to get along with and good sense of humour, I can by shy and quiet but when I get to know people I can open up more. I am a family man I love being around my friends and family. I love socialising going out to the cinema, restaurants, cycling and going away. I take life how it goes everyday and just keep living my life to the full. There is much more to me, so feel free to ask.
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Leroi
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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
My ultimate goal in life is to own a pet chickenI take life VERY VERY seriously.I've done a gap yah but didn't chunder everywhaaaaI lost my flip flops in Koh Phagnan. If you 'love' marmite then you need to be sectioned!!Every other day I’m shuffling. I’m tall, so obviously I play basketball and know “what the weather is like up there”. I'm about to quit my job to become a rooftop bar guide. Searching for a P.A., apply below if you are smart, adventurous and will make me lots of money. How about we get a private yacht and sail off into the horizon of the Mediterranean. Drink exotic c0cktails at sunset and pretend we were the last 2 people on the planet...because at that moment...it wouldn't matter. You and me against the world babe...Or we could just go to McDonalds and get a mcflurry.