SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AhearnOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
DWM in dead-end job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex and future divorce.-righteous indignation. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Gilligan's Island. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I win arguments by bursts of irrational shouting like I see from the talking heads on TV every day. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, arguing constantly with supposedly authoritative references that can not be easily verified, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 44, but look 52 and feel 67. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you were rated "E" for everyone. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and idea off someone who isn't wearing an aluminum reflector hat. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your overreaction to something.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting drunk in a sh*ty bar while you make-out with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, spirit crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice, successful guy looking to share his life with his future soul mate? I guess that would do it. I'm the proud dad of a eleven-year-old boy and my ex wife and I have been amicably divorced for two and a half years now. I'm drama free and excited to meet some good people on here. Friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed. I'm not married to my work, and even when I was actually married, I found time for other things that were important like family, friends, traveling, dinners in and out and sports. Things are different now, but I look forward to taking some chances and seeing who's out there. If you want to laugh... be respected...Enjoy good times.... travel a bit... and simply have fun...then contact ME !!Serious replies only, please. Things that make you go hmmmm!
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ReynaldoOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
Sarcastic....by nature.I swear,talk dirty,(When the time is right)and I laugh out loud at cheesy jokes but know when to be respectful.Im tired of dealing with people who think the world is still flat.Im not shot out,smoked out,or burnt.But,it's been quite difficult to find a female who isn't.Im looking for a woman who wants a man...not a come up or "Connect".Easy going,Ive had too much drama in my life to worry about the small stuff.Im past the point of having to be right all the time,I just want to be happy.Comfortable being a homebody or dressing up and heading out on the town.Warm and affectionate...and willing to be patient.Not a Serial Dater.Im here to catch a "Keeper",..and I'm gone. Nothing too over done or over planned.Something spontaneous and simple works for me,how about you?
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PhiloOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I've been off and on this site for a while but kind of feel like hey why not leave a profile up. Perhaps at some point I could meet single attractive women relatively close by, and see if there is any mutual interest. I'm the type who likes to take things slowly and really get to know someone. I like to date for awhile to see if both people can even tolerate each other before thinking about spending eternity together haha.