• Russellville
• Alabama
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

I'm not really good bout talking bout myself I'd rather you just ask :) so ask away.

• Russellville
• Alabama
• United States

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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

Never ever giving you a nude photo!No photo?...no chatting!!"Negative, I am a meat popsicle"First things first I'm 40, not 34, I can't get this thing to change. I have a wicked sense of humor, and joke about everything.I curse a lot, so if that bothers you,...... Eff off, you effin eff...........lol (favorite expression)I'm not into being a mommy, I have my children raised, and out of the house. I'm done raising children. I am not good with kids. They are so unpredictable. That being said, if you have kids, I hope they were raised right, with manners, and respect, cause otherwise, I'm outta there....I think you get the idea.I'm very into Sci-fi, star wars, star trek, The fifth Element, Scary Movie, Anything Adam Sandler, or Mike Myers, also love horror, not badly made ones, but I'll watch them for kicks.I'm not looking for a one night stand, or sexual favors, JUST STOP ASKING!You know how you appreciate when someone messages you back, and says, NOT INTERESTED? Well we appreciate it also.I know this is going to sound weird, BUT, I do NOT have a phone. I know, weird, and a little crazy, but what can I say?, I've found a cheaper way. Free.I honestly have a wonderful sense of humor, but it only comes out with personal interaction, go ahead, msg me.I prefer younger men, just what I like. I'm not perfect, but I'm oh so close, it's scary..-ness I have. (eye roll ) I have noticed the way people fill out their profile's on here, very unsettling. I've also noted, a lot of men don't seem to know how to spell, you know,nothing turns me off more than, bad grammar. be prepared to be corrected. By all means correct me if I'm wrong.I mean, there is spell check, but, if you don't use the top brain, your bottom brain, is not going to see much action. (that was not an invite, settle down)If you're sensitive to jokes, and comments, don't bother messaging me. I am very blunt, and honest. And I can take it, as much as I dish it out, Can you?As you will notice by my pictures, I like change, and often do so, keeps things interesting. I have many hobbies, and interests. MANYI am a painter, in my spare time, I'm here for friends, and Real men. I'm a real woman, I work hard, enjoy life, experienced a lot, still more to discover. I believe in you opening my door, walking to my step, and knocking if you ask me out, don't sit in your truck waiting for me.And on a final note (for now) IF you have chatted, and we get along, should you see me in public, say hi, don't be all "oh I don't know that person"Unless, of course, that's your preference.this thing gets longer every day. Truth be told, I would enjoy going to the Driving Range.Nothing like swinging, like a mad woman, and NEVER making contact with the little ball. Oh not me of course...I'm a self proclaimed pro. Oh I have one...Getting stickers from the dollar store, and randomly placing them on bumpers...If you see a rash of this happening, it wasn't me.

• Russellville
• Alabama
• United States

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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

Hey! I am a full time single parent of two awesome kids; I have a good career, and am generally really happy. Everyone’s lives tend to have some sort of drama. I try to veer away from that as much as I can. I was raised to be very independent, and confident in my life choices. I can be pretty strong minded, but am able to see both sides to a story. I live a healthy lifestyle and provide the best environment for my kids. But I definitely know how to let loose on my spare time!!I would like to try and meet a man that makes me smile and that is kind, with a good head on his shoulders AND funny. I love travelling, going to the mountains, going to the lake, sitting around the fire, hanging out with friends and family and going to concertsI am not looking for one night stands, or friends with benefits..just sayin!Anyway, if you want to chat, send me a message! I think coffee, a drink or two, dinner would be good...heck all three! I guess it all depends on the vibe we get from each other!