SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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WillOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
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JeffereyOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I enjoy singing and writing music. I act in local plays. I'm passionate,caring,honest and loving. I have a great sense of humor, love to laugh!! I'm a big Celtics and Pats fan!! I love music and I am the king of all useless music trivia. I can listen to a song and tell you where I was, who I was with when I first heard the song and what year the song came out. I love my family and I would hope to find a person who finds family important as well. Looks are not everything to me, you can be beautiful but if you have a bad attitude, that's a deal breaker. I don't have time for games. I know a few of my pics have me with a beer in my hand, i don't drink that much and only socially. I started eating healthy and and watching what I eat. Honesty is the most important thing to me in any type of relationship. If you say hi to me and I don't reply to you within 5 minutes, please don't send me a nasty ***, I will reply. You would be surprised some of the crazy things people *** already have one thing in common, we are on this site. Thanks for taking the time to read my profile and good luck! First dates should take place where you can get to know someone, a cafe or a quiet place to get a drink/coffee. Getting to know someone is important to me. I don't believe in one night stands.
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RandalOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.