• Iraan
• Texas
• United States

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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36

Hi! My name is Iman. I am never married islam middle eastern man without kids from Iraan, Texas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Iraan
• Texas
• United States

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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 23-43

Hi! My name is Nima. I am never married other asian man with kids from Iraan, Texas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Iraan
• Texas
• United States

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Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

Couple quick fun facts: One, I stuttered as a kid (I swear there is a reason I'm telling you this). All the way up until the middle of fifth grade I was a stutterer. Quick related sidenote to that story: Kids are****. True story. Two: From the ages of ***I was . . . ummm, culturally confused is probably the best way to put it. I had a mean mullet with a side spike and lines shaved into my head. I wore the MC hammer pants and matching polka dot shirt. I entered dance contests on the weekends and listened to nothing but rap.;It Feels Good" on the radio I lose my sh*tlike a pre-teen girl at a Justin Beiber concert. That has happened. And if you are stuck on the Hammer pants and the polka dot shirt, I can't say I blame you. Those two things are the things I am the least proud of this side of the words, "Someone gave me a shot a Jager and the next thing I can remember is . . ." But that doesn't really seem dating site appropriate, so you got hammer pants ***'t even act like you are disappointed. The point is, you now know these things about me. Everything else I tell you should come pretty easy. I joined a dating site for the first time about a month and a half ago. I've met some really cool people, some not so cool and one that just scared the hell out of me. So I thought maybe it was time to redo my profile in hopes of weeding some people out. The truth is, I have no idea what to say and how to make myself look "dateable" (I'm not even sure that's a word). I just moved to St. Pete Area from St. Louis at the beginning of the year. I spend a majority of my weekends out and trying to experience something around here I haven't done yet. I have a a lot left to do and see, but I'm having a ton of fun doing it. I'm a professional and have to be very serious during the time I am at work (I work in Finance) as a result, the time I am away from work I like to laugh and have as much fun as I possibly can. So, if you enjoy drama, or like to play the victim, or are just kind of miserable to be around in general, we probably won't get a long. I'm not judging you. I'm sure you are an amazing person and I wish you the best, but please don't message me. While we are at it, if you are controlling or have a high maintenance 'princess' personality, same deal. I'm not better than you in any way, we just wouldn't be compatible, and I say that from experience. I am from the St. Louis so I love the Cardinals, the Rams and the Blues. I work out ***times a week. This does not mean I am ripped or in shape. It's mainly just to battle against my genetics and maintain the crap body I have. I have four tattoos. Three of which I have gotten over the past year. I watch sports and I yell at the TV from time to time because my father did it and his father before him. I'm a hundred percent self sufficient. I can cook (well), clean, iron, do laundry, take care of my bills, etc. I don't need a mom, or someone to take care of me. I speak sarcasm fluently. I have an appreciation for anyone else that does as well. I also know when sarcasm is applicable and when it's not (there's a time and place for it). I have a self deprecating sense of humor. I will tell you I am awesome one second and make fun of myself the next. It's just who I am. I don't take myself very seriously. I love music (I know . . everyone does), it's very rare when I don't have headphones in or music of some sort playing, and yes I love old school rap still . . don't judge. I also love rock, blues, old school R&B and some I will never admit to because there would be questions and when you are 35 and have never been married, you already get those questions. Alright this is getting a little out of hand on the length so, to wrap it up I read books, I can use words that have more than one or two syllables and I'm not horrible to look at. I'm not going to judge you, i'm not looking to hurt anyone and I'm still friends with most of my exes because I like to break up well. I'm not going to smother you or tell you, you can't hang out with your friends. I'm not going to insult you, belittle you or make you feel bad about yourself in anyway. I have always opened doors, and will continue to. I do have a dryer sense of humor,and as much as I love meeting new people, this dating thing is getting old. I'm not desperate to settle down, but it would be nice. Also, because it seems like a lot of women have these concerns on their profiles: I am not a serial dater (I've found two women I liked on here and immediately stopped dating anyone else the minute I met them, clearly it didn't work out, but I am respectful), I am not looking to hook up, I am not going to ask you for naked pictures and really I'm just not creepy and douchey in general. Then again, that's exactly what a creepy and douchey guy would say. Really this should be a woman's pick. You are meeting some strange guy for the first time. My guess is you want to feel safe and secure. I don't know where that is for you. You do. But, by all means, pick that place. You don't know me. I could be crazy. I'm not. But how do you know that?