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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Looking for new friends or possibly my soul mate, who knows? Someone who just likes relaxing, watching tv or going out on fun random adventures, smoking LOTS of weed ;-) and living stress free. I need someone who is prepared for:- a million questions- uncontrollable laughter- my family- my appetite- musical outbursts- my love of bong hits- my friends- sad/happy tears- deep conversation- my imagination- my dreams- random texts- walks in the rain Lets hang out and smoke while we watch each others favorite tv show. Or let's walk the sea wall then go to a juice bar. Whatever.
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CindiOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Okay, guys. Lemme spell a few things out for you. I'm not impressed by your big truck or your Tap-Out t-shirts. Your shirtless mirror selfies make me roll my eyes. I'm not here looking for sex, and saying "Come over for drinks" reads to me like "I'd like to sexually assault you". If you can't differentiate between common homonyms such as your/you're, my eyes will glaze over reading your message. Capiche?I'm a full time nursing student, and a parent. Two amazing little people call me mama. If you're interested, please understand that my kids come first, school comes second, and my own wellbeing comes in somewhere after that. Anything else I can fit into my life is a bonus.So, Yes, I have kids. No, I am not looking for another father for them. they have one and he's involved and amazing with them. Also, I realize it looks terrible that my profile says "Has kids" directly underneath "Doesn't want kids". I absolutely want the kids I have. I absolutely do not want any more. I'm freaking outrageously fun. I have a great sense of humour. I'm smart and charismatic. I like to stay active. I love the outdoors, but PLEASE, for the love of all things good, do NOT ask me to go camping. I prefer to wake up without spiders in my hair and my back spasming from sleeping on a deflated air mattress. I like to argue (in good fun of course), and I play a mean devil's advocate. I'm an avid knitter and am learning to hand spin, and I can geek out about fiber for hours. I'm clever and witty and appreciate stimulating conversation sprinkled with innuendo. I'm pretty amped and passionate about what I do all day, so be prepared to hear all about all the gross and awesome and amazing things I do all day. If you have a weak stomach or if abrasive language hurts your feelers, I'm not your girl. I'm the tell-it-like-it-is kinda lady and telling it as it is often requires an expletive. My selling feature? I'm totally normal! If you've been here a while and met a few people, you'll know why that's so funny. Don't make me activate my emergency date bailing system.
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HarlowOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
This is the part of this process that we all hate, talking about ourselves. I could pour on with the cliche nice things about myself, but then I'll feel like I'm writing a resume, and I'm not...or am I? I'm a secondary teacher, so I spend a lot of time working with teenagers. Which really results in some of the funniest stories you will ever hear. Sadly most of my time right now is spent on lesson plans and marking. Sounds boring, doesn't it?Things I like... hmm.. I love theatre. I just finished directing my fourth production with students. I love every minute of it. I like reading, and will read just about anything when I have time, which sadly right now is limited to the 15 minutes before bed. I enjoy music, every kind and love finding new hidden gems and being introduced to bands I would have never found on my own.My friends and family are everything to me. My life particularly revolves around my youngest sister and my dogs. They have me wrapped around their little fingers/paws and what's worse is that they know it. But yeah, I'll do just about anything for my close friends and my family.I think that's about it for now. I'm just looking for some fun new people to hang out with, in hopes of curbing the madness that is my life. Doing something fun, something out of the ordinary. Drinks are good for a first meeting, but a first date should be something fun with many opportunities to laugh.