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Beno
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Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
Hi! My name is Beno. I am never married spiritual but not religious african man without kids from California, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Edward
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
OK, so what I can make of this site so far is that it is (for all intents and purposes) an online catalogue for people, so I thought I'd enter into the spirit of things! Product Description:Quick to smile and quicker to laugh, will do this frequently, especially at inappropriate moments! Be warned this item comes complete with a sarcasm module and will use this a lot! It also knows some truly terrible jokes!!Works hard so likes to enjoy itself when it's not working. Likes to be taken out for walks, hikes, leisurely strolls. Is always on the look out for an adventure of some kind, whether that's exploring the local area or off to some far flung and exotic place.Product Maintenance:For best results please provide this product with regular helpings of good food, good wine and good company! Works pretty well in the kitchen and can cook up some yummy treats but is also appropriate for taking out to restaurants/pubs/bars. Please do not expose to long periods in the rain without adequate wet weather gear, this will make it sad and prone to bottom lip quivering!Likes:TeaSunshineMusic (listening, watching and playing)TravellingDislikes:Cauliflower: Will run away if fed thisReality TV: Will shut down if exposedMugs with weird shaped handles: Is liable to burn fingers with hot water (which is sad) :-(The way that sometimes flat pavement can trip it up!For all enquiries, more information please *** expert by clicking the green button below...
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Avery
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Yo,I'm Jay, I'm 27 I love music and I have 7 tattoos. I'm a very outgoing, confident guy with a tendency to be spontaneous.I'll make jokes in awkward situations and then apologise.I'll hold the door open for you and laugh at your bad jokes.I'm very close to my 3 year old brother, and if you ask what I'm doing at the weekend, I'm usually taking him out.I genuinely love all different genres of music, but I'm very fussy about the artists I'll listen to. (More RATM than Limp Bizkit though)As far as TV/Film goes;-4 and Star Trek.I drink very rarely, but I can drink a lot."Wassup suckerrrr" and "Awh yeahhh" are my 2 favourite catchphrasesI've just resigned up to Twitter, you can follow me on BrainOfJayFKAnd my ***, plenty of pictures on there for you :) My favourite first dates usually involve a mixture of terrible jokes, something different, like crazy golf/gig.