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About Me

Hi! My name is Funkymonkey. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from United States, Georgia, La Grange. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    Yes, they live with me

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Abagael

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Is it just me or does everyone say the same things on these sites? I mean, unless you're an absolute hermit, yes you probably like going out from time to time. And yes, that gets old every night, so don't we all like to stay home occasionally? Bottom line: I love to go out to dinner and to go dancing but I also love staying in, cooking dinner and watching the latest release from Red Box. Depending on my mood, I'm game for just about anything.I'm one of the few, it seems, that isn't originally from here. Born and raised on the East Coast, I've lived here for 7 yrs and have grown to love the mid-West people. I'm mom to two beautiful daughters who are my everything. If I raise them to be confident, compassionate and happy, then I've done my job. I'm fiercely loyal to my family and friends. I'm usually the first one my friends turn to for advice (I'll be kind but honest!), to vent or to grab a drink. I'm very close to my small family and since none are local, am on the phone with one of them at least once a day. I'm outgoing, honest and a little dorky (yes, I sing very loudly and dance around in my kitchen while I cook!). I'm witty and pretty sarcastic, but can't tell a funny joke to save my life. I'm well educated but a large portion of my brain is dedicated to movie quotes. I'm a glass half full kind of girl. I am drama free and have zero tolerance for drama and head games. I'm happy doing pretty much anything - from getting schooled in a mean game of Sorry with my girls, to taking in a Reds game with friends to dressing up for a night on the town, as long as I'm with good company, I'm happy! I don't have a "type"-- brunette or blonde, slender or muscular, tall or short (although I prefer you be taller than me in heels so under 5'10" need not apply), religious or atheist...all that is just noise. I'm looking for a confident (not arrogant!) man with a good sense of humor who likes to enjoy life! I'm looking for that "spark" with someone. It's not physical, it's that twinkle in the other person's eye, that unspoken connection that is the beginning of so much more...

  • Sondra

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    , well first of all I'm not on here to me a 1 night stand or a booty call I'm on here to find somebody to hang out with that maybe like minded as I am I'm an artist I am a hairstylist and people are walking canvas to me I paint on canvas I love music more than I love anything take my TV but don't take my music after all it's what feelings sound like. I like the unique in people. I don't like people who feel they have to be a drone and conform to things that they don't feel right about. I understand you have to conform to an extent but not always so I guess I really don't know what I'm looking for maybe a best friend. I'd like to be with somebody that understands that people have quirks and if you can't tolerate them don't bother wit. them because you can't change people, people change on their own. and another thing I know Samee you guys are real proud of your jun k in but I've seen junk bef ore please do not send me pictures of itI mean just cause you can make a woman c** it doesn't make you Jesus okay not looking for a booty call so if you are call somebody else please. you know blah blah blah I really want somebody that gives a crap about me and cares about what I'm doing and where I'm at sometimes you know that good first date for me would be probably bowling. are hanging out and playing dominoes or something.

  • Dong

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    don't message me for just sex or dirty pics if that's all you want don't waste my time .im sorry anyone can get laid im looking for more than that. like to go out of the city and have some fun maybe a few drinks I like camping, fishing, going to the beach and so on! I wish I could spend most my nights under the stars and just fall asleep ... I would love to try some Hunting um maybe once for a buck but not sure if I could yet. I grew up in the country, but now live in the city :-( . LolI have a big heart. I also have two kids.i also have 1 dog that is my baby so you must be a dog lover cause I will not get rid of him . Im looking to maybe go on a couple dates and see where things go. If you want to know more bout me just ask. Oh and my pictures are from within the two weeks so don't be someone you are not. Im really not sure why im on here I really think this is a 1 in ***chance of meeting some that is some what real and honest but I don't know I figured im smart enough to wean out the bullsh*t. Oh and P.S I am not a gold digger so showing pictures of money wont get u anywhere. I can and will take care of my self. So If you think u need to drill me and my pictures aren't me please don't message. I should not have to convince people That I didn't lie on my meetville oh and if u did do not message me either. Thank You I would like it to be casual date go out for drink and mabe a game of pool nothing serious. I always like when a man makes a effort to call me first!!!!!

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