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MeloOffline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-50
Hi! My name is Melo. I am never married agnostic caucasian man without kids from Las Piedras, Puerto Rico, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AmlodiOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I love being outdoors in the sun. I love being indoors, making fun and dodging the rain. I love wrapping up warm, getting out there and telling the rain to do its worst.I love lying around all morning, chatting nonsense. I love lying around all morning saying nothing much at all.I love listening to the radio and drinking tea. I love growing stuff in my garden. I love discovering new and delicious ways of cooking stuff and then eating it. I LOVE eating good food.I love sports (not so much watching, more playing). I love games. I love laughing. I love hanging out with friends and making each other laugh. I love the fact that the "Describe yourself in one word" section is riddled with two word options.I love random acts of kindness. I love trying out new stuff. I love thinking up treats. I love making people smile. I love helping out because I can. I love working hard when there is something worth doing and I love doing nothing much at all, with a contented heart, sometimes for ages.I care about other people, here and around the world so if that seems weird to you then I'm probably not "the one".I love my family. I love my job. I'm very easily happy.Life is good. It seems a shame not to share it with someone. We meet somewhere local. We talk easily for a couple of hours. We laugh a fair bit and totally fancy each other straight away. Why not?
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MannyOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
.. One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours asthe farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and beganto shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at whathe saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkeystepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. Shake it off and take a step up.Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.4. Give more.5. Expect lessNOW ............Enough of that nonsense . . . The donkey later came back,and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:When you do something wrong, and try to coveryour ass, it always comes back to bite you. Quiet walk, coffee and a chat