• Elkhorn City
• Kentucky
• United States

Online

Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: woman. In age: 29-45

Hi! My name is Andypam6Y. I am separated other caucasian man with kids from Elkhorn City, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Elkhorn City
• Kentucky
• United States

Online

Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

I LIKE:- Airplane noise (my dad was a fighter pilot .... yet, I fear turbulence - and, airplane food)- Junior Mints- Monogamous relationships. Herpes scares me. - Communication: it rocks and should be mandated by law- A super clean windshield- The smell of the ocean (the SF Bay doesn't count)- Sneezing- Scallops (& everything else in the ocean***Bubblegum- German Shepherds- Boxer briefs- Mickey Mouse- Breakfast- Intelligence, motivation, and positivity- Dental Floss- Steel drums- Episodes of "COPS"- Thick socks- My iPhone- Big, shiny trucks (I'm like ***Smelling new things- Prison documentaries- The U.S. Soldier - Turkey burgers- Rain- Riding mowers- Going to church on Sundays. It cleanses my psyche and soul. Like squeaky clean. I DO NOT LIKE:- Public hot-tubs. I don't trust the frothy bubbles on top. I'm sure they're little toxic spheres of bacteria.- Exercise balls. They remind me of my incoordination. - Close talkers or coffee breath ... especially close talkers with coffee breath- Liars: For the love of .... if you are ***pounds, but use "average" as your descriptor - you are being dishonest. I'm not a jerk - I'm honest.- If all your photos are self-pics done in restrooms .... especially public. Take this time to ask a friend - even a stranger - to take your picture. Also, wash your camera. It's dirty. - People that have not grasped the proper use of English grammar (i.e., You are = "you're" and it's "definitely" ... NOT "definately")- Sharing a toothbrush (so, bring your own)- Sequins or Lycra. Period. - Tip jars at self-serve frozen yogurt shops- People who check-in at the gym everyday on *** gel (or, Gavin Newsom)- Big and/or furry key-chains- Politicians ... all of them-- People who treat wait-staff poorly- Flutists .... I don't know why- Celine Dion or, similarly, prostate exams- Balancing my checkbook - Male roller-bladers- The smell of bleach- The Raiders - The middle seat- Gum *** - Golf ... it's a "leisure activity" not a "sport"- People who incessantly whistle- Drivers who fail to signal- Profiles that include the statement "Must Love Dogs" (who doesn't?!) or scenery/pet pics with no one in them. Stick your face in there and make it sexy.I believe that online dating is a great way of meeting people you would never otherwise encounter. And, I am just as happy to make new friends, as to meet the love of my life. Okay - that was a slight exaggeration. I'd actually love to meet my next last girl. But, please don't be more than moderately crazy. We will laugh. Together ... not at each other. Or, maybe at each other. But, it will be blissful and fun.

• Elkhorn City
• Kentucky
• United States

Online

Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

No one, not even myself, has figured out 100% what my interests are. Just as the wind changes direction, so do my likes and dislikes. I generally have a pretty high tolerance for things that annoy me, not being many things, so this makes me one of the fortunate people to sufficiently say that I can dabble in just about anything and enjoy it.To describe the type of person I am in a nutshell would be impossible. One cannot use enough words to express how complicated of a person I am. But that's with everyone. No one can be summed up in ***words or less. If you know someone like that please inform me, as I'd really like to have a short conversation with them (and I'm quite sure it'd be short!). All we can ever do is give a rough guess on what we feel we are most like at the current moment in time, and I think that's what is best for everyone. I could ramble on about how "interesting" my life was during high school but I am pretty sure no one is too intrigued about knowing what kind of character I was in high school if they've just asked "tell me about you.'So in order to save length and reduce boredom, I guess you could say I'm a really fun guy to be around. I love to please others, but not in the negative way that most people would think. I don't give 110% of myself in order to feel satisfied with myself, as I feel satisfied with myself just being who I am. The simple truth of it is that I like to see other people smile, because that's what I think the image of a perfect world is. And why not strive for that image, you know?In my spare time I wish I could say I woo women with my sultry sounds of a guitar, I wish I could tell you that I am the mastermind behind the greatest invention of them all: assless chaps, I so desperately want to tell you that in order to sleep at night I am obligated to rescue three homeless bums and a cow. I'm not that person. In my spare time I do whatever is conveniently close that entertains me. If I'm in the mood for some chess, I'll find some chess to play. If I'm in the mood to paint, then I'll either whip out some acrylic paint or boot up Photoshop. If I'm in the mood to for sex...well, I need not go that far in to detail but you all know what I'm thinking!I try not to live my life based on others. I try not to live my life based on myself. I try to live my life based on the principle that all people, things, and places should be treated with equal respect and with happiness to go round. In a way,Other than that, I would like to say that I am smart, funny, down to earth, and just about one of the coolest craziest people you can possibly think about. But that's not for me to decide, simply my opinion.Also age is fairly irrelevant.and it does not bother me if you have kids, I'm not into the bar scene or drunks. How about first meeting somewhere and talking.