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NoaOnline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
What am I interested in, dear reader of this profile may ask....….Hmmmmm......Well……Um um .....let me think...YOU!!!!Yep, you heard that right, YOU!I am interested in a man who takes the effort to stand apart from “the rest”.” Who is one of those few unique individuals that I will eventually connect with. Myself – restless, analytical, and opinionated! I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I am independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on! Timeless books and movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings.Okay, here is the "difficult" part;What am I not looking for? Trashy talk, smokers, an “FWB” or “NSA” relationship, smokers, non stop whining, complaining, hateful blame filled stories about what your ex did (booring!!) and oh.. did I mention I hate smoking?If you your status says "separated" you are going to get the delete key. No exceptions.Really.I love kids (and people in general!!) , and have several adopted “nieces” & “nephews;” but I am “Childfree by Choice” therefore my “mind-frame” about kids is not going to be like most women you know. Since my Single Dad dating experience thus far has been about as successful as Obama-care, I would prefer NOT to date a Single Dad regardless of the kids (adult or not) age. It is important that I am "valued" as a person, and not because I am a single, working woman who is “convenient” and has nothing to "fix.” To avoid wasted time on both our parts, if you are a Dad, please carefully consider what I just wrote, before responding, and appreciate I am being very upfront about this issue, and very skeptical that we will have a mutually rewarding relationship. If you have kids a) still at home, b) still paying college tuition, or c) have an adult kid(s)s that live at home due to “failure to launch” issues, that’s a huge deal breaker, and I probably won’t respond at all. Whew... now that I threw that "out on the table"..lets get on to the fun stuff!!!.Take it from here Jan...The TOP TEN THINGS You should know about Ms.;think tank" (aka his computer-desk-in-his-bedroom-corner );Now put on your best “” voice…Nuuuummber TEN: She secretly likes The Waffle House.Number Nine; She hates tomatoes, onions, The Devil, Sushi, Seafood, porta potties, potty mouths, Spam ( both the food and the electronic kind), Hand-held-cameras-while-you-take-a-pic-of-yourself-in-the-bathroom-mirror, The Krap-tashians, traffic jams, getting lost, political ads, cold pizza, Octomom, that loud annoying guy on WBAP with the "hissy" laugh, and most "reality" shows.Number Eight: She’s a “girly girl," loves clothes, make up and jewelry, stops short in front of store windows and goes Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and then will drag you into the store with her.Number Sehveeeen: Crazy about pets, your dog will probably get to kiss her before you do! Oh, try and "pretend" you like her cats....Number Six: She’s a coupon queen, always has some freebie, Groupon, Living social, Membership pass, loves flea markets, consignment stores, antique shop and will bicker with vendors for deals like there is know tomorrow!Number Five; She still giggles like a little girl, sits with her left leg tucked underneath her, and absentmindedly twirls her hair. Number Four: She uses big words, I think she makes most of them up!Number Thureee: She watches Dancing with the Stars, and her knowledge about who was, or is a famous football player is limited to "Was he on Dancing with the Stars?"Number Twoooo': Has an Avatar on Second Life.And the Number ONE thing you may want to know about Ms.. Let her do “IT" first. Let her ask "IT" first, Let her think “IT” was all her idea, and resign yourself to the fact there is not much you can do about "IT"…. Just sit back and watch the show............. Well, I am a firm believer in the "K.I.S.S." method."K eep"I" t" "S" imple"S" weetie.Being one of those cursed "Scorpions" it may take me a little bit of time to warm up... I don't give out my number right away, and "forwardness" is off-putting.Slowly.Slowly.Slooooooooooooooooooolleeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy.For a first date, I would not mind meeting for a drink, coffee, tea, etc., and if there is a mutual connection, then maybe you might ask me for a second date....???
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TeshaOnline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
Hi: I am 49 not 48. I am looking for an honesty and integrity in a mate first and foremost...does this include you? I am at a great stage in life, kids are getting older, don't need me as much and i have lots of spare time...weekends are free and have car will travel! I like to laugh and have fun, like to travel, and experience new things and new people. I am looking for a partner to explore with me. I enjoy many sports and coach too: volleyball, tennis, golf, biking,walking and hiking. I am independent, have my own money, house and am not looking for a man to keep me! I also have my own opinions but am open minded, and diplomatic enough to listen to and appreciate yours. I have a great sense of humour,(sarcastic, witty) love to act silly at times...just ask my students or the teams I coach! like to be on the go, up for almost anything, but enjoy quiet times at home too. I am in no hurry,(but I sure would like to get off this site!.. I believe in monogamy and loyalty!! I am not looking to settle, I feel I am worth it and so are you! I am looking ahead to the future where we won't grow old together, but remain young because we are having 'way too much fun' and we compliment each other! So... you are a guy with decent looks and relationship skills. You are a good communicator, easy going, fun, and like to laugh. You are also kind, caring and compassionate...All of these traits describe me! Your baggage is "light weight" and you are ready to move forward into the future. You are self confident, which is appealing to me, but not arrogant, self absorbed, narcisistic nor judgemental. You also know that a relationship is built on giving, compromise and communication. I have a lot to give, and will spoil the right man, provided he is mature enough to appreciate it! Does this describe you? Then send me a message.PS I prefer men my age or slightly younger since I am young at heart!PPS guys.. women won't contact you without a picture so give us one...who knows!PPS I believe in karma: what you give out will come back to you! A first meeting should be short and sweet, A coffee, a drink at a quiet place so we can talk. After all first impressions are made in the first 3 minutes! Soooo... got a few minutes? I do! :)
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GeorgeannOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
I try hard in my life, I am serious when it comes to relationships I have been have been hurt too many times but I still get a smile on my face. Go Leafs GoI love the outdoors and would like to find a man that can take me fishing with. I like to keep in shape I am not too skinny and I am not fat I love my body and if we do date take it slow I hate pushy man that want to have sex with me that to me wont get you anywhere get to know me better cause I have one of the greatest hearts on earth. I love to smile but when I watch a sad movie I get tears. Just be u and I can be me I am not one bit stuck up or a ****. My First Date would be to have a coffee sit down and talk about things that are important to you and me to find a common interest in each other to see if we could have a second date and the second date could be bowling movie end the night at the door just be a gentlemen that's what I love in a man