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MarieOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I'm bored of my ***year old profile, even though I've changed it up a little over the years. (ugh, years. How pathetic)Observations: - Why are ***year old men taking "selfies" and posing in the mirror with duckface? My 11 year old does that. STOP!- Why are men taking pics of their abs? And not all of them are muscular abs. I don't want to see either. If your abs are hot, peachy. But if you have the personality of a rock, I don't care how hot you are. - If you're going to post a pic on a site where you are looking to meet someone, don't post a pic that looks like your mug shot. Scary!- I always read profiles but you know how many say, "I like to have a good time and laugh."? Who doesn't? It should be a given without saying it. - I like terms of endearment, but I feel they should be earned. While I know some of you are just being sweet, I am not too keen on being called sweetie, babe, hon, or anything like it. - I can't for the life of me understand why some of the men on here have a back and forth all day, ask you to meet and then completely drop the ball. Isn't it the point to see if you have a rapport and then meet up? Why ask me out to begin with? Nobody twisted your arm to do it. Don't leave a girl hangin' - it's so rude. I NEVER do that to anyone nor would I ever.That being said:I'm normal in the sense that I know how to communicate, I like to talk/write and learn. I have my lovies, my two kids, and I would probably prefer someone with kids as well and NOT because of anything other than the fact that there's a mutual understanding (or should be) about time constraints. Also, I have dated a guy without kids who stated he didn't want any, then bam... he was on the fence and POSSIBLY wanted 'em. I am not going through that with anyone else. Besides, this old chick is done! My son is 16 and daughter is 12. My car seat days are waaaaay over and soon my oldest will be chauffeuring around little one. Yippee!I hate listing my likes because it always sounds like, well... a stupid list. But here are a few things: Family Guy/Stupid humor***Jump Street (who doesn't love Jonah Hill?)I also like movies that make me think or affect me... Flight with Denzel was awesome. I dig cooking and watch Foodnet and HGTV for ideas. I like wine over beer but will drink a beer if it's what's available! I don't do sports. Frankly, they bore me because I can't catch on. I will watch a little hockey though. You can watch 'em as long as you acknowledge my sparkly presence every few minutes (and I mean at least once or twice during the game, really) I like to shop like most women but I am speedy and efficient. I don't blow my money on crap I can't afford (meaning, I live within my means) I don't expect to be showered with gifts but after being married almost 17 years, it would be nice once in awhile to have a partner who thinks about me when they see something I would like (even if it's a magazine!! I'm easy like that!) I really hate bad grammar and complete laziness with the English language. The men that write to me tell me they have "good "grammer" and spell and "speling" and no, they aren't joking. I am no snob but it is just a mental turn off if you can't even check your message to at least make sure it makes sense, too.I have a dog (pictured!) and she is an angel. I am buying a home and maybe getting another dog and some kitties. If you don't love animals, boo. I don't expect a perfect man, but I want someone perfect for *me.* I have quirks and I'm sure you guys do, too. I talk a lot, I can be loud, I sing to my kids to wake them up in the morning, I even sing songs I make up for the dog. No, not crazy just goofy at times. I like to be social and don't like shy men. I like outgoing confidence. If you smoke, ok. I go back and forth. I'm on the downswing with it now but working on it.At present, I am buying a home so will be somewhat busy, but conversation in the interim is ok with me still. Food and drinks!
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RondaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Im a single mom with a 14year old Daughter. I work hard and dont have a ton of time but willing to make time if your worth it. I love the beach and playing in the sand. i guess Im a kid at heart. Lets get together and do lunch
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KristaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Hello! I am a tall glass of water.. in a tiny little town. A cute blonde who enjoys digging in the dirt. I will be adventurous, fun and wee bit snarky. I love to dance to old school hip hop, and on a moments notice will throw on my heels, nice sexy dress and hit the city. I Absolutely hate country music. If I wanted to hear whining I would tune into my teenager more often! lol! With the nice weather just around the corner, I will most likely ditch household duties for any excuse I can find to be outside. Yes, a nature girl at heart, so be creative and find something for us to do. I can be very funny. Do you like funny? A candle lit dinner, holding the door open for me, staring into each others eyes.... Yawwwwn.. Seriously? On a first date? I love old school romance, but lets get to know each other first! I want to see you for who you are. And vise versa I would hope.. So, lets see...nice first date.. Umm idk..for starters, not getting stood up. lol, yes, that would be a great start, you actually showing up!:) ok, hmmmmmm...ok how about a few simple etiquette rules... Like not using the back of your hand as a napkin..chewing with your mouth closed, remembering to put in all your teeth BEFORE you sit down to dinner..Asked to be excused for all inappropriate external sights & sounds.. Such as, Farting, burping, slurping, crotch grabbing, nose picking, toe nail biting & head scratching. If you have Tourette's, just give me a heads up please.. If you catch me dosing off at the table, I'll most likely tell you I have narcolepsy... But it's a complete and utter lie. You are really just boring the sh*t out of me..:)) And don't stiff me with the check after you just ordered a weeks worth of food to be wrapped up in TOGO containers! Lol! If my unusual sense of humor cracked you up and you thought it was funny.... Give my a hollah! I' m sure we will get along great.. If you took any of this seriously, I'm sorry, it just wouldn't work out between us..I do make exceptions however.. Say for a tall,dark, handsome, sexy black man..:))