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LynetteOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-54
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Yeah, so my family and friends continue to ask "WHY in the HELL are you still SINGLE?!"...I don't know how to answer them - except that to say I will know it when it happens and I don't need an "in the meantime" person...guess that makes me pretty content....:)People are too complex to put into words...and does it really matter what I say here? I could say whatever I want in this forum....In that respect, I prefer you to get to know me on your own terms. I am NOT a cranky ol' negative gal...but I AM a realist.....That said - let me help you weed yourself out: No need to send me pics of your muscles.,, A: i dont care, B: mine are probably bigger than yours:) If you're married/dating/emotionally connected = have a nice day. If you do any illegal drug of any sort (unless prescribed to you and you use it appropriately) = see ya later. If you're looking for an intimate encounter = they make blow-up people for that.If you're not sure what you're looking for = you're NOT looking for ME, trust me!If you have a confederate flag/metal chicks/dangling balls on your huge truck = bring your 10 foot pole and see if I wanna touch you with it...If you have a child of any age and do not consistently participate in their life = you couldn't pay me to date you.If I google your *** and you have 6 alias' and a mugshot or two online = Save us a step and just make one your profile pic! woop woop!I do not care what you do, how much you make, yada, yada, yada - I care how much you show me you care about me.....it's quite simple really!If your username and/or messages involves the words "ready to start a family", believe you me, I LOVE kids and am open to dating someone with kids - but I no longer have a UTERUS!!!! I can't help you with that, but I'm open to alternatives...this is why I chose "prefer not to say" to the question "do you want kids"....In fact, I'm considering Foster Parenting...I love being around kids !! Don't get me wrong, I know my place, I know how to make that work....(P.S. I've raised a child - and yes, I understand where you're coming from - I KNOW your kid comes first, you don't need to remind me on a daily basis - and furthermore, can't we all be first?? I'm not a notch on a totem pole here)....-If you are a Christian and/or affiliate yourself with a particular denomination, I will totally support you in that-and expect you to support me in mine :) this $hit causes wars...let's put this up front ...- why do you write me, disappear, write me and disappear over again?! I'm smart enough to know that you're just not that into me - or, rather, you're into one thing that suits your needs in one specific way...At this point, I can pretty much "sniff" what you want before you even know it yourself...If you are not 100% sure that you want a long-term relationship, please don't waste your time...(yes, I understand that might not be with ME, but atleast know that that's what you're looking for).....thanks!-If you're 58 and you're searching for a woman between 18 and ***hope you have a big wad of dough in your pocket!- To you "occasional" smokers...DUDE, you either smoke or you don't! Unless you're speaking of an occasional stogie (which you're not, we all know this means cigarettes). This question isn't asking "what do you WISH you were"? If you are just honest and make a comment that perhaps you want to quit - that would be much more acceptable than a "pretend" answer. -I've always been a hard worker, always worked atleast 2 jobs while raising a child (and still do)....this keeps me very busy! I would totally ditch my second job if it interfered with a relationship, but in the meantime, please understand that I enjoy it :) If you still love your ex so much that you'd "open your arms and take a stab to the chest just to DIE beside her" - don't use me in the meantime to try and get over her...in fact, where's the knife drawer? i have like 5 hundred or more people that "want to meet me"...and thank you very much, but you're gonna have to do more than click on a button to get my attention....MAIL me, thanks!-My computer is ancient, If I tried to I'M it would probably take me an hour to say hello...sorry! That being said, no,I'm not talking to 5 other guys, I'm sitting here living simply with a P.O.S. computer, that's all :)Update! July, ***I just dated a millionaire for the last month or so... Guess what?! I don't need you either!!! Take your money and shove it where the sun don't shine.... Better yet, fund your floozie and go buy her a new pair o' shoes- I just wanna go camping!I'm happy to say that I still keep my walls down and try to remain vulnerable. I believe that all people strive to be their personal best and I maintain hope like no other! Perhaps that is my learning experience from being here...I know the experts say that you should talk about your hobbies/goals/aspirations and not what you DON'T want, but that hasn't worked for me YET! That said, I am aware that this profile may seem quite cynical...but you know what, so be it! This is my attitude right now about the whole online world...Sigh - thanks for listening!!!meow.Anything really... Just to keep expectations simple :)
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MarcellaOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-60
"Love and Laughter!" **I live in Santa Monica. Please be, "Geographically Desirable", as LA traffic is CrAzY!- I am originally from Victoria, BC, Canada. I moved to S. Cal in ***, and I've left a few times, but keep coming back! I lived in La Jolla for 10 years, and moved back to Santa Monica last year. I absolutely love it here, and am here to stay! - I am outgoing, and love to socialize, and entertain. Feel comfortable in new situations, and enjoy new experiences. Am kind, easy-going, compassionate, affectionate, and fun. I am fiercely loyal to those close to me. - I have an 18-year-old son who I raised as a single parent from the time he was 3. He will start college in September. I adore him, and he makes me happy and proud everyday.- I studied Communications in Canada, and Public Relations in LA, (UCLA)- My "people" originate from Latvia, Lithuania, Northern Ireland, and England. I am culturally Jewish, and not religious. I am liberal. - I love dogs and cats and all little creatures...even gentle lizards! - I enjoy cafes, restaurants, theater, live music, galleries, museums, road trips. - I am passionate for the Southern California lifestyle. Appreciate the beauty of nature. Beach, ocean, sun, sunsets, desert, forest, and mountains! - I LOVE Traveling. Have traveled in Asia, Europe, Israel, Australia, Mexico, Canada, and the USA. Have lived in Vancouver, Tokyo, Los Angeles, La Jolla, and London. - Work out - cardio/weights at gym, walking outdoors, yoga, and want to learn to play tennis. - I am seeking a kind, social, family-oriented, passionate, professional man to share my life with. Attraction, fun, romance and comfort of togetherness. Share laughter, adventures, create memories, and LOVE.Just about anything! Coffee, walk, happy hour, whatever! Its about talking and getting to know each other. I don't think a movie is a good first date, as you can't talk.
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PenelopeOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-45
Chicago - Lincoln Square Art, music, movies, reading, biking, bowling (I'm tough to beat), concerts/festivals, foodie, animal lover, travelingI really like confident guys that contact me firstNon-smokers onlyLooking for someone who is ready to settle down I grew up in Libertyville and have been living in Chicago for the past 10 years or so. I'm looking to meet someone that is funny, chivalrous, intelligent, handy, honest, self-motivated, and kind just to name a few. I am seeking a long term committed relationship (no hookups). Interested in meeting someone who is open to trying new activities and adventures. For ***, taking an archery class, ballroom dancing, and even volunteering.I'd like to meet for coffee or drinks on a first date. But if you have a better idea, that's works too.