SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Richarderkul5VOffline
Man. 62 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-57
Hi! My name is Richarderkul5V. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Wetherby, England, United Kingdom. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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CrisOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-42
Hi! My name is Cris. I am never married other middle eastern man without kids from Wetherby, England, United Kingdom. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Maxok0MOnline
Man. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-61
So, if I came in a box it would say: The man inside this box is the classic late ***'s early ***'s model and programmed to be a gentleman. There are no small parts and comes ready assembled. Nick's main functioning features are: Cooking skills (restaurant quality). He knows how a washing machine works. Keeps the house clean and tidy. Drives (Jaguar XF included) This model sings and entertains His main social skills features include: Lighting up any room he walks into. He is always well presented (change of clothes included) He always smells nice. He makes all walks of life feel welcome. A sense of humour. He comes complete with friends. Nick's main emotional skills are: Programmed to be emotionally open. Will always hold your hand while walking with you. He is not programmed to mess you around. He will *** you if he's not interested and wants to be put back in the box and returned. Always has the same personality so you know what you're waking up with. How to care for this model: Do not give him alcohol. Do not be emotionally unavailable (he is not your ex) Must be kept in a warm dry environment. Be happy with who you are and what you've got and he'll be happy with you. Caution: This model is not suitable for use by under 50 year olds and occasionally uses very strong language. This model comes with a strong South London accent and uses colloquial slang (handbook not supplied) 😁😁