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Elvira, 55

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Revamped again as at 5th June ***Enjoy! Well there seems to be an abundance of men here who are just looking for a normal girl who is fun to be with ! So this should be easy peasy, though obviously, I will need to fulfil a few other minor requirements! Such as:1) Look good in tight jeans or lycra. 2) Be a bit younger (well, about 30 years) young enough at least to make you look like an ancient old perv.3) Have no past whatsoever, or ex's4) not mind that your kids are your world and will still be when they are in their late 40's5) like watching DVD's and drinking copious amounts of red wine while cwtched up to you on the sofa. 6) be extremely impressed that you can get round a golf course or run a mile or two and not mind you spending half your life in the gym.......Oooooops sorry, I probably meant the pub judging by all the beer bellies acquired in the gym on here. I could at a push qualify on possibly 2 of those requirements!So if your not too fussy or ambitious ping me a message.!I really don't mind if your profile had your age 49 for the last ***years.I don't mind if you are a chain smoker claiming to be an occasional one, I gave up 4 years back just for the hell of it so that ashtray full of butt ends in the background of your pic, does not put me off at all! If your photos are a little out of date, don't worry, it's useful to know what you looked like 15 years ago. In fact the ones of me are of what I will look like 15 years from now so that gives you some idea of what you are in for and also gives us the magic 30 years age gap! ;-) perfecto! I don't mind if you said you were slim or athletic meaning once upon a time.If you live in a badly furnished rented bedsit in Newport, how fabulous?If your ex wife is an alcoholic, stalking, nutjob, that's fine too! If your kids are in their 30's unemployed and still living at home I won't mind that at all.tattoos ? Can't wait for you to show me all of them! I don't even mind the occasional drinker who has ten photos on his profile and just to show what a jolly fun chappie he really is he has a glass, can or bottle in his hand in every one of them! As you can see, I am a very understanding woman who at least still looks passable in tight jeans! And I am really 15 year younger than my photos. Been known to drink the odd glass of red and I am definitely "fun" to be with as for "normal" well why don't we meet up and you can find out for yourself. If you believe any if the above, don't call me, I'll call you x Seriously, not really sure what I am looking for or even if I want a relationship, I guess if it happens, it happens, and I will know it if I find it, if not I may have made another friend. Not looking to complicate a great single life with rules and expectations.Who knows ? polar bear wrestling in Alaska ? Elephant treking in Nepal? Lion taming course? something out of the ordinary, afterall, we can't go to the beach as there are too many other people there on first dates (allegedly) and all the pubs and coffee shops are probably full too if all the people on here are seriously dating....... I'm kidding, I quite like the beach but deserted ones with a howling wind and crashing gigantic waves ! But a coffee or a drink and a chat would be fine too !

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Patricia

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    Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-65

    WOW..didn't think this would be so hard....it was so much easier when we were younger... I'm looking for my best friend, partner in crime, cuddle buddy,..... I'm a very outgoing person, very kind, love to laugh, very witty, ........ I enjoy so many things....very hard to list them all... Always up for the Red Wings, Tigers...I love the outdoors.... concerts, love boating, and the beach... BBq-ing, eating,..lol...(I'm a foodie for sure).. patio's, getting together with friends and family. Love to cook..and I .really enjoy going to the Farmers Mkt/ Eastern Mkts...fresh everything...so awesome.. I love to do projects around the house..(Home Depot is my toy store!!)..I also love plants,...love to see things grow....herbs are growing nicely in the house...fresh herbs all winter..YAHOO!! Not sure what more to add...ask me any thing you want.....On a first date....the conversation would just flow...and the laughter would be amazing. I like getting to know a person and see what their life is all about..it's the best!...and hopefully make new friends if the chemistry isn't there..

  • Hannah

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    Woman. 62 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 52-72

    People think of me as an "all-together" type of person who likes to help others. I have been told I really don't look my age (that's a good thing). I am very versatile and can have fun on a motorcycle or at a black-tie party (I'm most comfortable in jeans with a nice blouse).I'm proud of my little house that I share with 2 little dogs. They keep me company but are no replacement for the human companionship that I miss. I enjoy an intelligent conversation with someone who has a good outlook on life. I know where I want to be - do you?My social life is quiet - it's no fun dining out or travelling alone. Would be nice to sit on a deck, enjoy a nice bar-b-q or a walk on a beach with someone special. Going for drives, hanging out at the lake, flea markets, ...... all the comfortable things a couple does together. Do you enjoy playing cards, bowling, board games? Can you make me laugh?When I'm not working (part-time), I enjoy reading a good mystery-thriller novel, shopping, or relaxing in my backyard. l'd love to have a partner to spoil.I try to keep things simple and take life a day at a time, grateful for my health and all that life has given me. Only thing missing is someone to share it with.At our age, it is inevitable that we have children and/or grandchildren. I'm not looking for someone to integrate into my family, and I'm not looking for a ready-made family where I'll become an *** "Grandma" and spend weekends around children all the time. Been there, done that. My daughter is now quite independent with her own job, condo, and lifestyle. Now, I'm looking to enjoy my life with that special someone. Relocation is always an option .... :)What I’m doing with my life: I am a realtor who loves working with people.I’m really good at: My work. I can't believe I make money doing something I have fun at. I'm also good at lying on a beach under a hot sun.The first things people usually notice about me: My blue eyes , my smile and my air of self-confidence.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food: Mystery and thriller novels, Clint Eastwood movies, drama, Star Trek, X-Files. Music from the 60's & 70's. Food .... steak, shrimp, pasta, Greek, Italian as well as home-made favorites like roast beef or turkey with all the trimmings. Don't like spicy food, or sushi (sorry).The six things I could never do without My computer. My car (I need it for work). My pets (wonderful company) My friends. My daughter. My home.I spend a lot of time thinking about: Travel (I would love to meet someone who can get away to Cuba or go on a cruise at least once a year) and retirement.On a typical Friday night I am: Watching a good DVD or playing on the computer.You should message me if: You are looking for someone to get together with ..... dating or long-term. You must have a good sense of humour, like animals, and be house-broken (lol).Emails first - please have more than 1 picture to show me. Let's talk about what we want in life and where we would like it to take us.

  • Sinatramaria8L

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-23

    Hi! My name is Sinatramaria8L. I am widowed other caucasian woman without kids from Lakewood, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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