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Elvira, 55
United States, Colorado, Lakewood

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Revamped again as at 5th June ***Enjoy! Well there seems to be an abundance of men here who are just looking for a normal girl who is fun to be with ! So this should be easy peasy, though obviously, I will need to fulfil a few other minor requirements! Such as:1) Look good in tight jeans or lycra. 2) Be a bit younger (well, about 30 years) young enough at least to make you look like an ancient old perv.3) Have no past whatsoever, or ex's4) not mind that your kids are your world and will still be when they are in their late 40's5) like watching DVD's and drinking copious amounts of red wine while cwtched up to you on the sofa. 6) be extremely impressed that you can get round a golf course or run a mile or two and not mind you spending half your life in the gym.......Oooooops sorry, I probably meant the pub judging by all the beer bellies acquired in the gym on here. I could at a push qualify on possibly 2 of those requirements!So if your not too fussy or ambitious ping me a message.!I really don't mind if your profile had your age 49 for the last ***years.I don't mind if you are a chain smoker claiming to be an occasional one, I gave up 4 years back just for the hell of it so that ashtray full of butt ends in the background of your pic, does not put me off at all! If your photos are a little out of date, don't worry, it's useful to know what you looked like 15 years ago. In fact the ones of me are of what I will look like 15 years from now so that gives you some idea of what you are in for and also gives us the magic 30 years age gap! ;-) perfecto! I don't mind if you said you were slim or athletic meaning once upon a time.If you live in a badly furnished rented bedsit in Newport, how fabulous?If your ex wife is an alcoholic, stalking, nutjob, that's fine too! If your kids are in their 30's unemployed and still living at home I won't mind that at all.tattoos ? Can't wait for you to show me all of them! I don't even mind the occasional drinker who has ten photos on his profile and just to show what a jolly fun chappie he really is he has a glass, can or bottle in his hand in every one of them! As you can see, I am a very understanding woman who at least still looks passable in tight jeans! And I am really 15 year younger than my photos. Been known to drink the odd glass of red and I am definitely "fun" to be with as for "normal" well why don't we meet up and you can find out for yourself. If you believe any if the above, don't call me, I'll call you x Seriously, not really sure what I am looking for or even if I want a relationship, I guess if it happens, it happens, and I will know it if I find it, if not I may have made another friend. Not looking to complicate a great single life with rules and expectations.Who knows ? polar bear wrestling in Alaska ? Elephant treking in Nepal? Lion taming course? something out of the ordinary, afterall, we can't go to the beach as there are too many other people there on first dates (allegedly) and all the pubs and coffee shops are probably full too if all the people on here are seriously dating....... I'm kidding, I quite like the beach but deserted ones with a howling wind and crashing gigantic waves ! But a coffee or a drink and a chat would be fine too !

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Fitness / Gym
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