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"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Lea

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    Woman. 65 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 55-75

    I am 5'7 in my bare feet which do not stay that way for long as I have a passion for shoes I have have short blond hair , medium build, I enjoy dancing and going on dancing weekends, I have been to a Rock and Roll weekend that had a lot of live bands I really enjoyed it. I like going on holidays abroad and in this country. I would like to meet someone who has a sense of humour and likes to try new things. I like to get out and about go to the cinema, theatre etc, but I also like to stay in and watch a bit of TV sometimes, like walking in the country side,love the seaside,paddling etc.On my first date it is probably better to go for a drink or a meal where we could chat and find out about one another to see how we get along. Cup of tea would be ok or a little drink in a cosy not too noisy pub to see how we get on.

  • Reyna

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 20-40

    Hello there! Thanks for stopping by to glance at my page, I hope your day is going well. :) don't be afraid to even send a message with a friendly hello, i try to do the same when I can. I try to see the humor side to things a lot, life's too short not too. Even if I have to laugh at myself, or any obnoxious situation, it's either laugh or cry when it comes to that right? I perhaps to laugh and smile, plus I think laughing is healthier for the human body anyways. I love trying new things, as long as its not crazy dangerous and I can learn fast enough on how to do it. I'm also willing to try new food as. Well, almost anything I might add. I enjoy music, reading, writing, haven't done that in awhile though. I don't mind going to the club every now and then, to drink and dance, but I'm not one to do it every night or weekend. I also enjoying staying home to curl up with a good movie, book or even catching up on my t.v. shows, and now that the weather has turned nice, I plan on being out a lot, I usually am up for any activity as well regarding a hang out with friends, or even a first meet, beats the average drink for coffee, or drinks in general, anyways if you've gotten this far into reading what I've wrote and want to know more, you know what to do. :) Again, thanks for stopping by and have a great day.First dates, the possibilities can seem endless. Going for a walk, bowling, shooting pool, the zoo, drink for coffee, or a drink is fine too. I would say even bicycling, but I don't own one at the moment, hopefully soon. But I am open to suggestions. I am definitely open to going to a Hockey game as well, even though I know that's pretty much over right now. ;)

  • Catalina

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    Woman. 69 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 59-79

    If you think Newton is too far to drive, move on. Looking for a man ***who is not all caught up into looks. I just want a good old fashioned man who is looking for someone with a great personality and sense of humor. I am a woman built for comfort and not for speed. LOL *** have a great sense of humor and love to have fun and laugh. I am easy going and don't easily get mad. I like to cook and go out to eat, too. Would love a man who enjoys cooking so we could share that. I also enjoy sipping a glass of wine or a margarita and relaxing. I believe what is inside a person is more important than what is outside. I own my own home and am retired. I think my sense of humor,(which tends to be on the naughty side), sense of fairness, and love of people are my best qualities. I am also a little flirty. I am a retired Nursing Home Administrator & I want an intelligent man who is fun and who appreciates the finer things in life, such as live theater, travel, art, concerts, etc. I also love photography and flower gardening. I love being social, meeting friends for drinks, dinner, the theater, etc. I like a man who is openly affectionate & enjoys a healthy sex life. NO CASUAL SEX GUYS, MARRIED MEN, HEAVY DRINKERS, SMOKERS, OR OUT OF STATE GUYS. Looking for a soul mate and someone who can spend time with me and be a companion. Does anyone want a slightly used 69 yr old woman who loves to tease and be teased???P.S. I THINK ITS STRANGE A MAN IS NOT WILLING TO DRIVE ***miles to date someone. I never knew I lived in never never land. Come on.....get real!!P.S. S. I love to kiss, too!! Seems to be a lost art anymore. Did you find the secret hidden in the 1st paragraph?P.S.S. NAUGHTY IN MY TITLE ONLY MEANS IN MY THOUGHTS, NOT NECESSARILY MY ACTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!On a first date, I would like to meet a man in a public place where we can both drive separately. It can be for lunch, dinner, breakfast, a play, a concert, or just for coffee. I prefer not to *** on the phone forever, but to meet right away to see if we "click." Why waste time? Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. *** Just don't enjoy sitting and wasting so much time at home on the internet. So, if I don't answer you right away, I will very soon. If you give me your phone number right away, we can converse on the phone. Thanks for reading this and if you are interested and live within ***miles of the Des Moines area, please write me.

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