Lynette, 44
Offline, last seen Wed, 08 May 2024 06:41:01
About Me
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Yeah, so my family and friends continue to ask "WHY in the HELL are you still SINGLE?!"...I don't know how to answer them - except that to say I will know it when it happens and I don't need an "in the meantime" person...guess that makes me pretty content....:)People are too complex to put into words...and does it really matter what I say here? I could say whatever I want in this forum....In that respect, I prefer you to get to know me on your own terms. I am NOT a cranky ol' negative gal...but I AM a realist.....That said - let me help you weed yourself out: No need to send me pics of your muscles.,, A: i dont care, B: mine are probably bigger than yours:) If you're married/dating/emotionally connected = have a nice day. If you do any illegal drug of any sort (unless prescribed to you and you use it appropriately) = see ya later. If you're looking for an intimate encounter = they make blow-up people for that.If you're not sure what you're looking for = you're NOT looking for ME, trust me!If you have a confederate flag/metal chicks/dangling balls on your huge truck = bring your 10 foot pole and see if I wanna touch you with it...If you have a child of any age and do not consistently participate in their life = you couldn't pay me to date you.If I google your *** and you have 6 alias' and a mugshot or two online = Save us a step and just make one your profile pic! woop woop!I do not care what you do, how much you make, yada, yada, yada - I care how much you show me you care about me.....it's quite simple really!If your username and/or messages involves the words "ready to start a family", believe you me, I LOVE kids and am open to dating someone with kids - but I no longer have a UTERUS!!!! I can't help you with that, but I'm open to alternatives...this is why I chose "prefer not to say" to the question "do you want kids"....In fact, I'm considering Foster Parenting...I love being around kids !! Don't get me wrong, I know my place, I know how to make that work....(P.S. I've raised a child - and yes, I understand where you're coming from - I KNOW your kid comes first, you don't need to remind me on a daily basis - and furthermore, can't we all be first?? I'm not a notch on a totem pole here)....-If you are a Christian and/or affiliate yourself with a particular denomination, I will totally support you in that-and expect you to support me in mine :) this $hit causes wars...let's put this up front ...- why do you write me, disappear, write me and disappear over again?! I'm smart enough to know that you're just not that into me - or, rather, you're into one thing that suits your needs in one specific way...At this point, I can pretty much "sniff" what you want before you even know it yourself...If you are not 100% sure that you want a long-term relationship, please don't waste your time...(yes, I understand that might not be with ME, but atleast know that that's what you're looking for).....thanks!-If you're 58 and you're searching for a woman between 18 and ***hope you have a big wad of dough in your pocket!- To you "occasional" smokers...DUDE, you either smoke or you don't! Unless you're speaking of an occasional stogie (which you're not, we all know this means cigarettes). This question isn't asking "what do you WISH you were"? If you are just honest and make a comment that perhaps you want to quit - that would be much more acceptable than a "pretend" answer. -I've always been a hard worker, always worked atleast 2 jobs while raising a child (and still do)....this keeps me very busy! I would totally ditch my second job if it interfered with a relationship, but in the meantime, please understand that I enjoy it :) If you still love your ex so much that you'd "open your arms and take a stab to the chest just to DIE beside her" - don't use me in the meantime to try and get over her...in fact, where's the knife drawer? i have like 5 hundred or more people that "want to meet me"...and thank you very much, but you're gonna have to do more than click on a button to get my attention....MAIL me, thanks!-My computer is ancient, If I tried to I'M it would probably take me an hour to say hello...sorry! That being said, no,I'm not talking to 5 other guys, I'm sitting here living simply with a P.O.S. computer, that's all :)Update! July, ***I just dated a millionaire for the last month or so... Guess what?! I don't need you either!!! Take your money and shove it where the sun don't shine.... Better yet, fund your floozie and go buy her a new pair o' shoes- I just wanna go camping!I'm happy to say that I still keep my walls down and try to remain vulnerable. I believe that all people strive to be their personal best and I maintain hope like no other! Perhaps that is my learning experience from being here...I know the experts say that you should talk about your hobbies/goals/aspirations and not what you DON'T want, but that hasn't worked for me YET! That said, I am aware that this profile may seem quite cynical...but you know what, so be it! This is my attitude right now about the whole online world...Sigh - thanks for listening!!!meow.Anything really... Just to keep expectations simple :)
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Divorced
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Atheist
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Body type
Average
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Height
5'4"
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Eye color
Hazel
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Smoke
No
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Drink
No
INTERESTS
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