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United States, California, Santa Maria

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About Me

Do people even care about profiles? Or read them?? Well, whatever. If you have a few minutes, here's the rundown...The short version:I'm smart, sarcastic, sometimes snarky, and maybe some other S words. Never married. No kids. Hoping to find someone I can build a life with, but that starts with dating.Recently made a career shift accompanied by a big move from the LA-area, so life feels pretty surreal right now.If you're still with me, here's the long version:I have a lot to offer the right person.I spent a lot of the past 15 years working insane hours, so I'm excited at the prospect of having more time on my hands. While I can certainly understand the busy-ness of day-to-day life, I'm really hoping to meet someone I can now spend time really getting to know — someone who's interested in taking/making the time to get to know me.I have a brain, and I enjoy using it. I'm hoping you're in the same boat. I have a career (albeit recently heading a new direction) and am fairly driven to be successful at it — and have found that I get along best with others who are, too. There are always exceptions, of course, so you don't need to feel like this is some kind of requirement for saying hello.I grew up in a stable family environment, and I learned to appreciate that long ago. My family is full of smart and fun people, and I enjoy spending time with any of them whenever I can.As an aside, let me say that I'm currently a BBW, but I'm not particularly proud of that fact in the same way some are, so I'm working on changing that. I have found it to be something I really have to be in the right headspace for, and for a long time I wasn't. But I am now, and I'm working on making some significant changes in my health. (Btw, it's working. Just takes time...)My place isn't an option. YOUR place isn't an option. The last thing I want out of a first date is to walk into — let's face it — a STRANGER'S dark apartment and watch a movie in the dark while you shove your tongue down my throat, suggestively place my hand on your crotch, or worse — just whip it out. This is not the stuff relationships are built on. So... Let's do coffee. Maybe dinner. Just someplace we can talk, maybe have a drink, and really GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. (Hint: This works for second and third dates, too, but if you need a little variety, I can maybe kick your butt at Scrabble or something.) The rest we can play by ear. Be funny, be sensitive, be honest, be willing to make the first move, be intelligent, be patient, be outgoing, but most importantly, be yourself.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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