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Ok starting rant now....... I am fat gentlemen, in no way does fat equal stupid, desperate, gullible, willing to divulge my sexual fantasies, and a long list of other things I am been asked. I have standards, while possibly too high, I think I am beautiful and I deserve to have them. I am a very funny person and have varied interests, and I love my Rangers. If you have a question ask!Blah blah blah ninja kick blah blah blah ninja kick

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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  • Luvbug

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-31

    Hi! My name is Luvbug. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Lakewood, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Elvira

    Online

    Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-65

    Revamped again as at 5th June ***Enjoy! Well there seems to be an abundance of men here who are just looking for a normal girl who is fun to be with ! So this should be easy peasy, though obviously, I will need to fulfil a few other minor requirements! Such as:1) Look good in tight jeans or lycra. 2) Be a bit younger (well, about 30 years) young enough at least to make you look like an ancient old perv.3) Have no past whatsoever, or ex's4) not mind that your kids are your world and will still be when they are in their late 40's5) like watching DVD's and drinking copious amounts of red wine while cwtched up to you on the sofa. 6) be extremely impressed that you can get round a golf course or run a mile or two and not mind you spending half your life in the gym.......Oooooops sorry, I probably meant the pub judging by all the beer bellies acquired in the gym on here. I could at a push qualify on possibly 2 of those requirements!So if your not too fussy or ambitious ping me a message.!I really don't mind if your profile had your age 49 for the last ***years.I don't mind if you are a chain smoker claiming to be an occasional one, I gave up 4 years back just for the hell of it so that ashtray full of butt ends in the background of your pic, does not put me off at all! If your photos are a little out of date, don't worry, it's useful to know what you looked like 15 years ago. In fact the ones of me are of what I will look like 15 years from now so that gives you some idea of what you are in for and also gives us the magic 30 years age gap! ;-) perfecto! I don't mind if you said you were slim or athletic meaning once upon a time.If you live in a badly furnished rented bedsit in Newport, how fabulous?If your ex wife is an alcoholic, stalking, nutjob, that's fine too! If your kids are in their 30's unemployed and still living at home I won't mind that at all.tattoos ? Can't wait for you to show me all of them! I don't even mind the occasional drinker who has ten photos on his profile and just to show what a jolly fun chappie he really is he has a glass, can or bottle in his hand in every one of them! As you can see, I am a very understanding woman who at least still looks passable in tight jeans! And I am really 15 year younger than my photos. Been known to drink the odd glass of red and I am definitely "fun" to be with as for "normal" well why don't we meet up and you can find out for yourself. If you believe any if the above, don't call me, I'll call you x Seriously, not really sure what I am looking for or even if I want a relationship, I guess if it happens, it happens, and I will know it if I find it, if not I may have made another friend. Not looking to complicate a great single life with rules and expectations.Who knows ? polar bear wrestling in Alaska ? Elephant treking in Nepal? Lion taming course? something out of the ordinary, afterall, we can't go to the beach as there are too many other people there on first dates (allegedly) and all the pubs and coffee shops are probably full too if all the people on here are seriously dating....... I'm kidding, I quite like the beach but deserted ones with a howling wind and crashing gigantic waves ! But a coffee or a drink and a chat would be fine too !

  • Lena

    Online

    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-64

    I'm a very passionate woman and love to hug and kiss, and be held and kissed. I'm very content with myself at this point in my life and would like to find someone who is the same. I'm witty, love to laugh and have fun. Who doesn't? I'm too honest for my own good most of the time. I love being around a lot of people as well as just the two of us alone, spending quality time together. I'm comfortable in jeans and tennis shoes and also in heels and a dress. Altho, at this time, I don't even own a pair of heels :) but I could :) . I love new adventures and travel. I could travel down hwy ***and spend nites in a Yurt, or go to a city and spend a nite in a lavish hotel. I can even set up a tent in a campground, makes no matter to me as long as the company I am with is as flexible. I'm pretty decisive, once I've made my mind up, my heels are dug in. I've got one heart and I believe it deserves to be loved.He should be happy, content, mature, has high values for family and relationships.I'm looking for someone that is honest and has a clear conscience and has "found" himself. I'd like my companion to be kind of like an orange, without the peel. You know, soft, sweet, and not tart. Someone who isn't covered in layers of baggage that hasn't been gone through and dealt with yet. No secrets, no lies. Pure honesty is all that I ask for. You should be family oriented, but not so much that you don't introduce me to that family and leave me out of family gatherings. Our relationship should be a high priority, but not the only priority. A relationship should have a strong and solid foundation in which to build upon. There should be mutual respect. He should also be fairly clean cut and independent. I'm not really a shallow person, but I'd like the person that I'm with to be a pretty decent looking man. If you look like you just came out of the backwoods, then you should probably just move on. If you don't have a photo on your profile, do not expect a response from me.You should be within 5 years, plus or minus close to my age! I'm really looking for someone that's on this side of the USA! Not clear across the country or even halfway! I'm sure that there are those of you that say "distance shouldn't matter", well, I'm not one of those people that think that! My children are grown and I've got 6 grandchildren. I'm not interested in having a relationship with anyone with children still at home. I've raised my kids and 2 other sets. My children raising days are over..by far!I'm Native American and love to go to pow-wows, and love camping and travel. I love all types of music, I've even learned to appreciate the symphony. I love to go to concerts, and I like to gamble.In Life.....In life you will realize that there is a purpose for everyone you meet. Some will test you, some will use you and some will teach you. But most important are the ones who brings out the best in you, respect you and accept you for who you are. Those are the ones worth keeping around. ~Norm McMillan~It would help if you had a pic and had it actually posted to the site? How do you expect a woman to know who she is talking to if you don't have that? I've heard all the "I haven't done it yets" I can possibly stand. So, unless you almost lost a limb posting one...then post it!! Its not that hard....believe me...and with todays technology...? c'mon!

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