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JaimeOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.
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KaitlinOnline
Woman. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-67
Hi: My name is Peggy. I'm looking forward to the next part of my life with optimism. I'm happy to say life has been good so far, but I'm also hopeful that I will be able to share a lot more good times with a male companion. I'm a writer at heart, but working a "day job" to make ends meet. I enjoy simple, laid back activities, including casual dinners, movies, festivals, rummage sales and the like. I do, however, also appreciate the occasional "fancy" night out!I know the fact that the longest relationship I've been in was under 1 year might make you wonder whether I'm capable of a long-term relationship. I'm definitely willing to give it my all, if I meet the right man. Plus, my so-called "baggage" is fairly minimal because there are no exes lingering in the background, etc. It's not that I jumped around from man to man to man. I really only had three meaningful relationships. Maybe I'm too picky? My standards are too high? I don't know. But if you think you'd like to find out more about me, and tell me about yourself, I think that's a good enough basis for starters. Don't you?Roger Ebert got it right when he described his beautiful wife's voluptuous figure. He and Chaz had 20 wonderful years together before he died in April ***. Plus, their story makes me more hopeful because he was, apparently, a confirmed bachelor of 50 when they met!I'd like to find a man very close to my age or older than me.Thanks!Something relatively simple so we have time -- and sufficient quiet -- to begin to get to know each other.
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GertrudeOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 17-37
Hello, my name is Caitlin. I am 27. I am a graduate of Food and Nutrition Management from SIAST. I am a fun loving person, and I give everyone their own chances in presenting themselves. I am the kind of person who honours friendship over most things. If one of my friends is in trouble, I am always there for them when they need me, regardless of where they are. If I can be there for them in person, I will be, and if it is only through short messages with e-mail/facebook, then I am there as well. And the close friends I have will do the same for me. I am also big into family. I LOVE going home to visit my family, regardless of how hectic things get. We may fight a lot, but I love them to no end, and would not trade them for anything in the world. I look after my little sister always. She is very precious to me.Some of the things I enjoy are reading, rollerblading, watching anime, walking, writing, and just hanging out with my friends. Some of the music I enjoy consists of Linkin Park, Utada Hikaru, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Lady Gaga, and Kerli. I really like just about anything except most rap. Never really been a big fan. Though, I will have to state that my absolute favorite song of all time is Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow by Vaughn Monroe. It has been my favorite song since I was about 2 or 3 years old. Some movies I enjoy watching usually involve Bruce Willis (All five Die Hard Movies), and then I love watching crappy horror movies and just laughing through the entire length of the movie. I am also not one of those types of girls who would rather spend every cent they earn on clothes and make-up. To tell the truth, I shop maybe 4 or 5 times a year to clothes, and that’s just to change with the season, and with gift cards I get for holidays. No, I would much rather go out and play football with the guys, regardless of how well I play. So, please feel free to drop me a line to chat. I am open to any type of person. I do draw the line at people who are looking for a one night stand. That’s a large resounding NO.My first date would have us going out for dinner, talking over a delicious meal. Sitting at the table for longer then it takes to finish out dinner. Laughing over experiences, and learning more about each other. Then, after the dinner, since movie theaters are so impersonal, and no one likes a chatter box, we would go out and walk by the river, if the weather permits it. Then, maybe if we would like to just sit back and watch a movie, we could go back to one or the others place and watch a movie where it wouldn't matter if we chatted to each other.