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Eliza, 42

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About Me

i have a very wicked sense of humour and am told by everyone that im a laugh to be around, i am very sarcastic and as of yet have never met my match in that fieldim looking for someone loving and caring and who can make me laugh, looks dont appeal to me, i enjoy a man with a sense of humour more, cos you will need one to put up with me, i need some1 whos not afraid of spiders, cos they freak me out and need some1 to get rid of them when they are in my house, even my jack russell dont like em x why do men like slutty women so much, whats wrong with nice nuttyI dont watch soaps too depressing, and hate shopping does that make me weird loli prefer men who are follicly challenged and I'm sorry but men in their forties wearing a hooped earring is a complete no no!!!!!.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

SIMILAR PEOPLE

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  • Nona

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-49

    Hello Gentlemen... Well A Little About Myself.. I Am A Fun Loving Down To Earth Laid Back Enjoy Each Day As It Comes Kind Of Girl..... I Will Try Just About Anything At Least ONCE.... This DOSN'T Mean People Either... I Love To Do Most Anything As long As My Feet Are On The Ground... I Am A LEO So I Am Strong Willed And I Do Not Take Much Junk Off Of ANYONE.... Dont Come At Me With Your Crap Talk Either Cuz I Dont Want To Hear It... Please Do Not Send Me Your Phone Number In A Message Telling Me To Call You If I'm Interested... I Will Ask For It If I Want It... I Do Not Choose To Be One Of Many I Choose To Be A One And Only.... If You Are Looking To "Hook-Up" Please Do Not Bother Sending Me A Message It Will Never Happen... I Am A Real Lady And I Expect To Be Treated Like One.... So If You Are Looking For Some Substance Then I'm The One...Love can not survive on a one way street. It has to be on a two lane highway so that the two of you are heading in the same direction at the same time. Stop looking for the next exit but *** I***around in that endless circle of love. [PILLOW TALK AND VODKA]

  • Bianca

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 16-36

    i really dont know what to write on here .... so here goes....firstly I'm a single mum, if that's something your not happy about then no point reading any further. I am extremely laid back with a wicked sense of humour and I would describe myself as an ambitious and independent person. I absolutely love to have a laugh (wether its at my expense or not!) I don't take myself too seriously and my friends say I'm awesome to be around! Anything else you wanna know send me a message!I think the perfect first date would be going out for a meal or a drink so that we could get a chance to get to know each other. If not something exciting and different..

  • Sheree

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 20-40

    im a happy person generally and i like music going to the cinema i am currently unemployed and im not lazy before any1 asks and i have recently been trying to talk to people but it seems like no one wants to know.pub for a meal and a few drinks

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