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Ruth
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Woman. 70 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 60-80
I'm hoping to get responses that are within driving distances of where I live and not mail from Irag and Afganistan. (or green card seekers, Married Men neeed not bother.. I'll be upfront~~I am NOT looking to 'get laid' first night out and I am NOT desperate for a man. I'm real ....and expect the same. My income level is posted wrongly but it's noone's beeswax anyway!! Ok, now we have that straight...if you are unattached, live close by within reason, and are NOT looking for the young chick with the fake boobs then that is first base.... For the record: I am not interested in Bungee Jumping and I wear a WONDER bra, which means...when I take it off I wonder .......(the Wonder Bra is also filled with Shark Repellant in case I accidently on purpose get thrown off your yacht...it works on land and sea by the way when my BS detector is on the blink...P.s. I don't do moonlight walks on the beach as most profiles say. I ran down there one night just to see what everyone was raving about ...NOBODY THERE.If you can still breathe on your own and drive after dark, that is a major plus. I don't go to church but I do have faith.I like to kiss so fresh breath is also a MUST.....duh.A sense of humor is a also must with me...I don't get impressed with your mansion or your material 'things' per se. I do, however, like a good hearted man who's fun.My pictures are not old...I am. lol. I am no heavier than what you see. I hear a lot of complaints that guys show up to find fat ladies who put up really old pictures and I also wonder why.....so don't you either.Don't lie as that is the one thing I really can't tolerate. Not about your age, your past, your anything to make yourself look big. I won't so I don't expect it from a man. It totally destroys trust.What is OUT; Ex cons, rednecks, hillbillies, dog kickers, married, really tubby, seriously bald, heavy drinkers, drug ridden, con artists or you carry a gun....I may be a tad picky but I use Loreal and I am worth it, but I am not a high maintainence or snob type. My main objection is to meet new people and either you and I become a 'friend' or not...not so hard, right?I'm not as hard as this profile may sound but I have met tooooooo many crazies already so BE nice.Remember it is NOT an interview..it should be FUN...so Whatever.........
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Lorrie
Online
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-59
Wow this is a bit tricky... I'm happy go lucky with a huge heart and a great sense of humour... I'm happy where I am in life right now but would love to have a nice man in my life... I love to laugh and think laughter is one of the most important things about a relationship, you really have to be best friends above all else... I love to be busy and am really not the sort of person who wants to just sit and watch TV, I love to get out and about, even if it means just sitting in a coffee shop reading the paper whilst people watching.. with all that said though I would be more than happy to snuggle on a sofa and watch a movie with the right guy... or cooking a nice meal together whilst chatting about the days events and laughing about everything and nothing... Im not entirely sure who or what Im looking for because I don't think its good to go into something with any expectations... it should start out simple and if cupid shoots his arrow and you both get knocked off your feet then its a bonus and theres nothing you can do about it... hee hee. I have my own business and am looking for someone equally as ambitious and hardworking - someone who understands my crazy worth ethic - yes occasionally I do work evenings and weekends if I think it needs doing Im not looking for a quick fumble so all you shallow guys who think with their trousers can jog on - I doubt your brain could keep me interested for more than five minutes... I'm looking for a man, not a boy, someone interesting, funny, hardworking and ambitious and with passion in their bellies...Are you out there???Phone, keys, wallet check!Friends - leave them at homeBite to eat, a drink or even a frothy cappucino - I'm happy to just sit back and chat and find out if theres a spark...
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Tanisha
Online
Woman. 64 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 54-74
My first pic is from ***. Looking for someone who is happy and ready for an adult relationship. A man who doesn't need to think about past marriages or problems. I like positive and forward thinking people who are creative and able to hold a great conversation now and then. I would like to be with someone who smiles and hugs me when we meet and wants to have fun times together. I hope this person will live in my county as long distance trips are not happening. I am outgoing, healthy and (gasp) smart. Looking for someone who can stay in with a movie or go & do things, especially involving music. I enjoy giving and getting affection. Like to hold hands and cuddle. Love is ***! It could be u I'm looking for. Have a dog, horses, and an ever varying group of nameless barn cats. Not much of a camper but like to go to events and see new sites.Since I'm a musician, I'm Very attracted to artistic men but it is as much an art to build a stone wall as to write a song. I'm looking for someone who wants to be in a no drama, healthy relationship and be a man.I won't let you hanging on the ***, near my age or younger than myself is also okay just because I'm on the go, healthy and active and would like the same in my guy. BUT I do want to settle down with just my guy!whatever we decide on!