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CarmellaOffline
Woman. 66 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 56-76
Looking for someone to spend time with. Not looking to jump in and drown but looking for someone to lay on the float and just relax with each other. A great personality goes a long way. Should be active, fun, have a great sense of humor, like children, grandchildren, the outdoors. You must like sitting on the porch watching the sunset over the lake. My man likes to travel, on a whim, or take your time and plan something really special. He must be spontaneous and willing to put up with a lot of fun. I would like to find someone I just can't wait to see, someone I just can't wait to talk to and someone who feels the same about me. When I find that person, we will both feel that we can't wait to move to the next level.Get to know each other over a cup of coffee at Starbucks, or dinner on the waterfront. Who know what that could lead to.
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LoisOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-41
"Physics is like sex. Sure, it might give some positive results, but that's not why we do it" Richard Feynmanpublic void requirement(Guy you){    if(you.are("smart"))   {      you.message(me);   }   else   {     you.moveOn(System.exit());   }}Yes, I can code... meaning program.I have two very spoiled dogs and a box full of memories sitting somewhere... I put a lot of cream cheese on my bagels... I'm allergic to penicillin and stupidity... You have a better chance of running into me at a coffee shop than at a club (I suggest checking the local Starbucks)... I have an IRA that will allow me to live the crazy life of sex, drugs and rock n' roll by the time I'm 80, so I have that to look forward to!I would love to be in a relationship, BUT only if the right person comes along, I won't settle for less. I won't jump into anything serious right off the bat either, trust and intimacy take time to develop and I'm in no rush.Now that you know the basics, I'm told I'm a cool person to have around: laid back, easy to talk to, funny, serious when needed. I fit in most environments, even those I don't necessarily like. I'm also honest to a fault and a geek that wears stiletto heels. I know who I am and love it. Sometimes I have a devil-may-care attitude, but I'm actually kind of sweet (ok, I'm super sweet). I believe in loyalty, individuality, companionship, wit, silly laughs and Sunday BBQs... With me, it's easy to go smoothly from telling jokes to a deeply meaningful conversation, topic of your choice save politics. I like people who have more to say than the specs of their car or the latest video game tricks, people who can keep me intellectually alert are the ones whose company I enjoy the most... perhaps that's why most of my friends are older than me. Whoever said looks were not important didn't know what they were talking about, but at the same time looks alone won't keep me interested for longer than five minutes. Or a couple of messages, whichever happens first. You see, I'm not really impressed by cute faces and hot bodies paired with empty cranial cavities (a.k.a. hot airheads), so if you are one of those guys who think you only have to worry about your six pack to get any girl, you might as well go try your luck with the South Beach bimbos (you know who you are). However, if you are at least somewhat cute, smart, articulate and up to the challenge, dare to write me and get to know me before you jump to conclusions. And if you think you already have me figured out don't worry, you are wrong.SOME FUN FACTS: - First and foremost, I'm random- Named Time magazine's ***Person of the Year- I love coke... hold the ice- Lactose is fine, however I'm bullsh*t intolerant - I'm hard to catch and even harder to keep- I get melancholic once in a while just because- I'm addicted to xkcd... if you don't know what that is feel free to ask (hint: it's NOT a drug)- I'm too sarcastic for my own good- I have a zero drama policy... no soap opera material here- My life would be a dream come true if I could respond to certain messages with a picture of grumpy cat. An image is worth a thousand words- You could keep me up all night talking about Physics, if I don't bore you to death with it first- I like tall, confident guys with killer smiles (hey, I'm only human!)- Did I mention that I'm a geek?- I'm a big fan of country music. Yes, I have all my teeth, I do shave my legs and I've never dated a family member, thanks for asking.- I have made a great deal of mistakes in my life, all of them only once, and I wouldn't go back and correct them, for they have made me who I am- Special relativity is sexy- I can outwit almost anyone- I'm horrible at bowling- I can probably kick your ass in pool though... and have fun doing it- I can probably kick your ass, period :-p- Say what you will, but trolling around the net is loads of fun- I'm one of those people you either absolutely love or absolutely can't stand, no in-betweens- I always carry at least one of my cameras with me- I've heard more than once that I'm a guy trapped in a girl's body. Maybe because I tell it like I see it without a sugar coat, or maybe because I rather build a cool gadget than go shopping- But I still dress like a girl!- I have some skeletons in my closet, and I think anyone who has truly lived has a few of those too.- I'm very young and very old at the same time.. I'll explain what I mean if you ask- Chances are I'd be cool with whatever religion you believe in (as long as you don't try to push it onto me), but if within your traditions fall treating women poorly or killing people I WILL have issues with that- I love scavenger hunts- My friends say I'm a great singer and I should do it professionally- I try to stay as active as my schedule allows, which unfortunately is not a lot these days - I go with the flow most of the time- My family and my friends are my rock- I'm more spiritual than most people who spend half their life in worship places- My parents are not divorced- I have set very high goals for myself, both professionally and personally. More than I can fit in a lifetime, though I'm giving it my best shot- I'm a passionate animal lover- I run off to Europe whenever I canDO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU: - Are a hunter (seriously, if this is you, don't bother writing me)- Lie about your height... it's ok if you are 5'7, but don't insult my intelligence by trying to pass for 5'10. I'm familiar with measurement units and I'm good at math, tread carefully.- Have a shoe size bigger than your IQ- Have no clue where you want to go in life, but pretend otherwise. I don't care how much you make or will make, but ambition and goals are important- Have ever been arrested- Put glitter on your hair- Rite lik dis... third grade should be a thing of the past for you by now. Otherwise, move along. And no, I don't date gangsta wannabes either.- Have a picture in your profile wearing a wifebeater and/or saggy pants. I'm not a fashionista, but a basic sense of decorum is paramount. Simply put, class is not optional. Period- Think you are the next best thing after the wheel. Get off your high horse and have a reality check, we all have flaws- Have a wife- Have a girlfriend- Have a boyfriend (in this case you are very welcome to contact me as long as you are aware that we are never, ever having sex)- Are not laughing yet, or think that I'm a conceited b*tch. In either case you don't get my sense of humor, so we wouldn't stand a chance in hellTo be continued...For a first date... well, I see those more as two people hanging out and getting to know each other. For that purpose, everything is pretty much ok. Even though I'm partial to going for a quiet dinner or simply Starbucks and a walk (both scenarios get the conversation going). I don't see the point of going to places like a movie or a bar, where you can't even talk.Or let's just go a completely different direction and kick each other's butt, arcade style at Dave & Busters or at the local billiards lol
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TamiOffline
Woman. 68 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 58-78
About me***I am happy with my life but feel like I am missing someone to share it. I have wisdom of years and a young body. I like to hear people laugh and for them to make me laugh. I enjoy life, quick wit, romantic, long wonderful kisses, good communicator, healthy, thoughtful, caring, open, very active and interested in most things. If I don't know how to do something I would love to learn. I am energetic, down to earth and easy going. Really enjoy traveling, any place or many places in the summer would be ideal. Enjoy AZ or CA, may look into FL in the winter. Like to shop in hardware stores, not much into the malls. Might even be found in a garage taking a car apart. Not to good at putting them back together again---HELP!! Was a full time RVer, enjoyed that very much. Always can find something interesting on the back roads and meet the most interesting people! Being out with nature and animals or with friends on the patio is great. Some of the things I keep myself busy with: dancing, CW and oldies rock and roll music, hiking, sightseeing, boating, jeeping, 4 wheeling, Geo Caching, zip lining, car shows, card and board games. Have not snow skied or water skied in a long time. Would like to learn to kayak and do some biking. I need a teacher!! There is NOT much that I am not interested in. Cuddling on the sofa watching a sports event with "my honey" is prefect also! Glass of wine on the patio with friends all works for me. Brought up on a farm so I am a basic person. No games or baggage. I try to live each day to the fullest and grateful for everything and everyone in my life. My "treasures" are my friends and family. I'm a very open person so just ask. I am not looking for someone to take care of me, I am financially secure. I am looking for someone that enjoys some of the things I do, likes to dance, slim to average size and will teach me new things so he can expand my interests and pleasures! If he would like to "pamper" me some times I am ready. Just send me a message and let me know!! Mind reading is another thing I am not very good at!!A hike to a quite place with a great view, maybe a little wine, apples and cheese with lots of good conversation or just a cool drink with some time to talk and get to know each other.