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TaraOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-43
Nelson is my home town! I enjoy walking around the town, down by the lake, hiking pulpit and driving around to new places. I am an energetic person, like being active, hiking and really enjoying crossfit! but I also love just being on the couch with a good movie/show.I am an open, honest person, if you want truth you will get it, even...... if you may not want it! ;) but i feel its important, as well as good communication.I really enjoy Mumford & Sons, but my music ranges, hard to pick a category!I have a good job, really enjoy talking to the public, they are so entertaining at times!I love animals, currently don't have any of my own, but i am really good at acquiring my friends dogs! and dog sitting.I am gooffyyy, am completely ok with making as ass of myself and laugh about it!I am not really the type that enjoys the bar scene, I would rather be hanging with friends at a house, drinking some wine.. eating some good snacks!Tha'ts me in a nutshell! I am sure there is more, when i think of it, i'll write it down!Ohhh.. i also enjoy snowboarding and snow shoeing!My first date, An activity of some sort! whether just walking around, doing a fun gym class, hiking... something fun of what ever form!After it would consist of either lunch or dinner and then go relax after of either a walk or a drink somewhere... and after that just really see where the night goes!!
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JaimeOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.
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RuthOffline
Woman. 70 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 60-80
I'm hoping to get responses that are within driving distances of where I live and not mail from Irag and Afganistan. (or green card seekers, Married Men neeed not bother.. I'll be upfront~~I am NOT looking to 'get laid' first night out and I am NOT desperate for a man. I'm real ....and expect the same. My income level is posted wrongly but it's noone's beeswax anyway!! Ok, now we have that straight...if you are unattached, live close by within reason, and are NOT looking for the young chick with the fake boobs then that is first base.... For the record: I am not interested in Bungee Jumping and I wear a WONDER bra, which means...when I take it off I wonder .......(the Wonder Bra is also filled with Shark Repellant in case I accidently on purpose get thrown off your yacht...it works on land and sea by the way when my BS detector is on the blink...P.s. I don't do moonlight walks on the beach as most profiles say. I ran down there one night just to see what everyone was raving about ...NOBODY THERE.If you can still breathe on your own and drive after dark, that is a major plus. I don't go to church but I do have faith.I like to kiss so fresh breath is also a MUST.....duh.A sense of humor is a also must with me...I don't get impressed with your mansion or your material 'things' per se. I do, however, like a good hearted man who's fun.My pictures are not old...I am. lol. I am no heavier than what you see. I hear a lot of complaints that guys show up to find fat ladies who put up really old pictures and I also wonder why.....so don't you either.Don't lie as that is the one thing I really can't tolerate. Not about your age, your past, your anything to make yourself look big. I won't so I don't expect it from a man. It totally destroys trust.What is OUT; Ex cons, rednecks, hillbillies, dog kickers, married, really tubby, seriously bald, heavy drinkers, drug ridden, con artists or you carry a gun....I may be a tad picky but I use Loreal and I am worth it, but I am not a high maintainence or snob type. My main objection is to meet new people and either you and I become a 'friend' or not...not so hard, right?I'm not as hard as this profile may sound but I have met tooooooo many crazies already so BE nice.Remember it is NOT an interview..it should be FUN...so Whatever.........