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JeffersonOnline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-62
Hi and thanks for reading my ad. I've always wanted to find that special person to join me in this journey but this has yet to happen until then I keep an open mind and heart. When writing a profile sometimes the less said the better. I don't reject this new age of information but I've grown weary of knowing before I get there. Time is what people need to learn about each other not bulk information from a first person point of view. I have lots of hobbies and have a long list of places to travel too; anyone can come along...play your cards right and I'll even give you a ride back... ;o)Now a few of my online dating experiences:Someone wrote to say I was self centered because my ad was all about meOn a hiking date my 48 year old dream girl showed up in a ruffled chiffon top, lounge pants and crocs...she was about ***first date spent an hour talking to her insurance agent; she even walked away occasionallyAnother beaut didn't mention a psycho boyfriend til he showed up kicked & beat her door then he stood in bushes stomping his feetLately I'm getting asphyxiated by heavy perfumeA lot of woman have drug addicted/alcoholic adult children who live with them & play video games all dayOne lady wanted me to meet her son it was on visiting day...I had to empty my pockets and go through a metal detectorA lady once offered me food from a food bank, this was both sad and touching to meAfter using the Meet Me feature I got a two paragraph letter reaming me out for clicking on YESI went on a date with a professional clown, she stretched her picture to look tall and thin...her arms were bigger than my thighsOn a harley ride I took 1 hand off the handlebar my date screamed that's dangerous & started beating me on the back of the headOnce I pulled up to pick up a date and her mother came out to capture the moment with a video cameraI met a lady's friends & family for the 1st time at a party she got so inebriated we all took turns holding her head above the toiletA serial dater who's life consisted of work & school said I was egotistic because all she could talk about was work & schoolThe all time best was a nurse who sent me a picture 10 years and 40 pounds old, her beard and deep voice rivaled my own. I can confidently say the older I get the weirder dating gets!A meet and greet for coffee is the norm but I'd really love to go and do something! A hike, walk, sightseeing, anything but eating another substandard meal with all the appeal of a compost pile served across my face by a shaved monkey working its way through a liberal arts degree.
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RomerOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-25
Hi! My name is Romer. I am never married other hispanic man without kids from Miramar, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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PorfirioOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-47
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder.I will stare into your eyes by the moonlight like a wierdo and if that creeps you out, we can rock-paper-scissors over who has the coolest hobbies. The winner gets to choose! I warn you, my hobbies are pretty ****ing cool!