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United States, Oregon, Salem

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About Me

An all-around smartass who likes to seek out shenanigans from time to time, adrenaline junkie, klutz who trips on curbs often, never on time, interrupts frequently, curses like a sailor (especially at traffic), usually doesn’t remember to turn off the lights when leaving a room, terrible at parallel parking, always loses things that I just put in my purse, great at killing houseplants and forgetting to feed the fish, pro procrastinator, bad singer, horrible speller, fan of sarcasm and terrible puns, randomly quoting movies, traveling to Mexico, photographer, lover of summertime, spontaneous road trips and 80’s hair bands. Comes with two college degrees (one paralegal degree and one in psychology) and lots of useless knowledge.I spend a lot of time thinking about... why it seems like every guy has a beard these days, a possible zombie apocalypse, what to make for dinner, if I really have to do the dishes or the laundry, will I ever reach an age where I will not be stubborn and stay up too late only to complain about it in the morning and ways to be independently wealthy and live on a beach (please refer to the movie "Cocktail"). I have 2 boys that are 12 and 14 years old. I just relocated to KC from Iowa in December and although I have spent lots of time in KC, it would be great to get a personal tour and see something new!I'm looking for someone to have fun with and make me laugh. Dimples and/or tattoos are a plus! Both and I will be weak at the knees! ;) Happy Fishing!Drinks or coffee to start...if things go well introduce me to something new-to-me in KC...or something crazier and memorable like getting new ink or skydiving! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Camping / Hiking Cycling Museums Music
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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-61

    I am very passionate about life, don't like to sit back and watch it go by. I'm very affectionate and always kind to people. I love to be outside. Love to swim and hike. I also love a nice romantic dinner alone with my man. I'm a strong Christian and I go to church every Sunday (but Im not religious) and won't date a man who doesn't love Jesus. Looking to meet a man who is honest, confident in his beliefs and has integrity. Please...SKIP ME IF:*You are judgmental, critical, pessimistic or have episodes of road rage.....we will defiantly not get along!*If you think it's funny to mock people because of there race, religion, appearance or financial status.*If you find Jerry Springer, Cheaters, Maury Povich, Soap Operas and Reality shows entertaining.*If you're a democrat or open minded to politics.... I'M PROLIFE and so is JESUS !If I tell you, I don't think a man and women need to have a sexual relationship till they are married and you don't respect that about me.Go ahead and move on to the next girl.If I tell you I prefer to date white men and it makes you mad or think I'm a races than I'm for sure not the girl for you. If you want to talk, please say more than one sentence. Hey......I'm just trying to save both of us some time here!I respect your right to be you and ask the same in return.I pray that you have peace, love and grace to follow the dreams God put in your heart.May you find the women that's right for you.skydiving. . . . No really we should save that for the second date. I really just want to meet and see if we click. If so. . maybe something like a nice walk in a park . So we can talk and get to know each other. My profile says I don't drink but I do like to have a glass of red wine a couple times a year....so I guess that counts.

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    Woman. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-67

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