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Alice, 29
United States, Utah, West Valley City

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I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-70

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-55

    I am a lot of fun, energenic, intelligent, hard working and ready for anything. I just had my first and only child a couple years ago and am thankful that I have an amazing friends and family support team to help me be able to keep my life as normal as possible. I am always willing to go out and look for something fun to do and anything goes or just hanging out on a couch watching movies. I am very diverse, from shopping and girlie things to 4 wheeling at a mud bog. There really isn't much I don't like to do! I am trying to treat people as I want to be treated and finding the most fun in everything I do. Since getting pregnant and having my baby a year ago I have gained weight and am now starting to work on losing it again. I just want to be the best mother to my child as I can be. I am self efficient and don't need someone to financially take care of me and I am not looking for a baby daddy by any means. Just someone that likes to have fun and be happy and supportive! Because of my love of life I prefer to date men my age or younger. PLEASE do not contact me if you are still living with your ex or your parents, don't have a full time job, don't have a place to live or don't have a decent car. I have worked hard to have all the things that I do and am not interested in supplying them for someone that should already have them at our age.After we ensure some compatibility on here, my first date...whatever you feel comfortable doing, like I said, I'm up for anything!

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