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MadgeOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-45
An all-around smartass who likes to seek out shenanigans from time to time, adrenaline junkie, klutz who trips on curbs often, never on time, interrupts frequently, curses like a sailor (especially at traffic), usually doesn’t remember to turn off the lights when leaving a room, terrible at parallel parking, always loses things that I just put in my purse, great at killing houseplants and forgetting to feed the fish, pro procrastinator, bad singer, horrible speller, fan of sarcasm and terrible puns, randomly quoting movies, traveling to Mexico, photographer, lover of summertime, spontaneous road trips and 80’s hair bands. Comes with two college degrees (one paralegal degree and one in psychology) and lots of useless knowledge.I spend a lot of time thinking about... why it seems like every guy has a beard these days, a possible zombie apocalypse, what to make for dinner, if I really have to do the dishes or the laundry, will I ever reach an age where I will not be stubborn and stay up too late only to complain about it in the morning and ways to be independently wealthy and live on a beach (please refer to the movie "Cocktail"). I have 2 boys that are 12 and 14 years old. I just relocated to KC from Iowa in December and although I have spent lots of time in KC, it would be great to get a personal tour and see something new!I'm looking for someone to have fun with and make me laugh. Dimples and/or tattoos are a plus! Both and I will be weak at the knees! ;) Happy Fishing!Drinks or coffee to start...if things go well introduce me to something new-to-me in KC...or something crazier and memorable like getting new ink or skydiving! ;)
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HopeOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-49
I work at a nursing home fulltime, Enjoy partying with my friends, but not into the downtown scene anymore,much rather chill at a house party have one or two beers , i like going to beach and having a bbq ,going for drives and movies. I just want a nice guy that can look after him self and it would be even better if he had a car lol and a job i don't know how to pick them but learning! O ya ***friendly!!!PS why do guys look a hundred times and never talk don't understand i guess!!going out for coffee or grabing a bite to eat,or a beer!