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Lynnette, 55

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About Me

My ex and I were happy for twenty five years. Then we met.A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention itI don’t like people who take drugs…like customs officials.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy meI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my ex treats me like toxic waste.I use alcohol when cooking…I have even been known to add it to the food.I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think, I'm havin that!Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from someone!A woman's mind is cleaner than man's. She changes it more often.It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.Forgive the flippancy above. I hate talking about myself hence the jokes. I do have a serious side when necessary.There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.It saddens me to observe that there are very few "genuine" people on this site, and that it now seems to attract the people who are looking for "no strings fun". Each to their own I know, but there are websites out there that specialise in that sort of thing where you will probably have more success. Please pass me by if that's your ulterior motive.Just a thought...if a guy includes a photo of his car on his profile does that mean he's looking for someone who's materialistic? Answers on a postcard please :-)Intelligence seduces me,wit captivates me, passion conquers meand a joke will have me rolling on the floor :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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