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Brandie, 39

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***K, Lets Be Honest Here .... So I thought I would just say it like it is... When I'm bored home alone, I watch the cheesiest chick flicks, eat like a pig and smoke like a 50 year old BINGO player (OK maybe not this much but I do smoke). When I'm really bored I make crafts outta crap I have laying around the house. It's a huge time waster and it normally ends up in the garbage. But, if you play your cards right you may just get some of these crafty gems for Christmas. Do you care that when i wake up I have no eyebrows, because due to an unfortunate waxing incident, I am forced to draw them in for now. Also if I go out for drinks and I have a lot...(which I do on occasion, those who really know me may say its more than "on occasion" but thats a whole other story) I will snore like a bear...It's really embarassing but sadly true. Do wanna know that presently I have more clothes on my bedroom floor than hanging in my closet? I COULD GO ON FOREVER WITH THIS, WHICH ALSO A WONDERFUL TRAIT I HAVE,,,,,BUT I WILL STOP !!!*********SO NOW SEE BELOW THE TYPICAL BLAH BLAH BLAH MOST PEOPLE WRITE********But also.....TRUEI have a great sense of humour, attractive and fun. I like real people. Not cookie cutter people who tell me the things they think I want to hear. I love watching Hockey, having a couple drinks (see above), I love going camping, Golfing has recently become a small passion of mine (even though I am hands down THE worst player alive). I am just really laid back. I have no clue as to what I am looking for outta this site but we will give it a chance and see what happens.I am far from perfect and if you have got this far though all my blah blah blah...you will get some more honesty.......This maybe too much to handle for some1) I am NOT skinny...I am chubby...I am not obese, huge, small baby whale...but certainly not small....2) I do NOT look like my pics everyday.....I like baseball hats and hoodies3) I sometimes have a filthy mouth.....however I will never say *** *** *** etc in front of your mom, grandma....I am respectful4) I like to have drinks....I am NOT an alcoholic but I like to enjoy myself5) I like funny....respectful....clean men 6) I bite my nails...but i ALWAYS have my nails done...fake? yes...but they look nice. I am not high maintenance !!!!7) I do NOT drive...Don't know how.8) I do watch reality shows9) My breath stinks in the morning***I am not athletic, I do like to watch sports (sometimes) I will participate in sports but I suck...But I can still have fun....So...if u haven't moved on yet...There's me!!I LIKE MEN WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH, I LIKE TATTOO'S ON A MAN TOO BUT IF YOU DONT HAVE THEM UR NOT OUT. HOWEVER I DO LIKE A CLEAN CUT MAN TOO...I LIKE HIM TO LOOK SO AWESOME TO ME WHEN WE ARE CAMPING AS HE DOES IF WE ARE ALL CLEANED UP. I AM NOT ALL ABOUT PHYSICAL BUT LETS BE SERIOUS....ITS NICE....** Please have a picture up if you message me. It's not rocket science to upload it, so please don't tell me you don't know how....If you honestly can't I will walk you through it. It may sound shallow but I have pics up and I just would prefer to see u too *** Thanks....I am really looking for someone who will have fun with me. Have fun with my friends...which now that I am getting older are few. I am not against getting into a relationship at this point. But ....we will see what happens. I need that "other" person to be able to handle my terribly crude sarcasm and my sometimes quite sick humor....So ...if u think u can just be a normal, funny and great guy......lets talk :) In terms of romance.....I truthfully can't handle it. It makes me nervous, however that being said here are a few things I relish in .....When we kiss, you hold my face with ur hands. Sometimes just look at me across the table when we are out with friends. Give me the look like I have no idea what I would rather being doing with you now. Putting ur hand on the small of my back as we walk. The small things....mean so much more :).

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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